Maritial Sex Problem
Posted Wed Oct 11, 2006 05:51 PM
Woman: Dr., my husband hasn't touched me in nearly a year. We have a great relationship aside from the lack of sex. Can you give me some advice?
Doctor: We'll, I'll assume that you done everything within your capacity to seduce him, so might I suggest this pill that will arouse him?
Woman: O, no, my husband would never take such a thing.
Doctor: Hmm, well between you and I, off the record, if you crush it up, and put it in his morning coffee, he'll never know.
Woman: Ok, I'll give it a shot. Thank you Doc.
Two days later the woman returns to her doctor.
Doctor: So, how did it go?
Woman: O' it was awfull!
Doctor: O' my. Did he know that you slipped him the pill?
Woman: No, I put it into his coffee just as you recommended and he had no idea.
Doctor: Well then, did it not work? There is a small percentage of men that don't react to it.
Woman: O' no. It worked all right!
Doctor: (confused now) Well, I guess I'm at a loss here. Did he not satisfy you?
Woman: It was the best sex we've ever had. After drinking his coffee, he stood up, cleared the table with one swipe, threw me on top of it, and ravished me.
Doctor: I'm sorry, I'm not following you. Isn't that what you wanted?
Woman: Well yes...yes it is. I just won't ever be able to show my face in that Starbucks ever again.
Posted Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:54 PM