"Sorry Gary to bother you. Im only five one in my bare feet and even in my low heels I cant reach and im not good at climbing because im too short for that too." She looked apologetic, almost sad, as she brushed her long brown hair away from her face.
"Not a problem" I replied "And stop apologizing for crying out loud" I said laughing, getting a little smile out of her.
It was warm here today and I was wearing my shorts and flip flops. Not great footwear for climbing on a shelf. I asked Shannon to stand next to me as I climbed up on the first shelf. I was using the center post to steady myself, the post with a hook sticking out of it The center post that my midsection was pressed against.
My right flip flop slipped off and clattered to the floor and I reflexively grabbed hold of the post. The post with the hook sticking out of it at groin level. Guess what happened next.
The hook pierced my pants and I felt an uncomfortable sting in my scrotum. Not excruciating pain but enough to let me know that one wrong move could de-nut me. "You lost your flip flop" Shannon commented. "Want me to slip it back on for you?" Damn nice of a girl thats only known me for a few weeks.
"Shannon unless you help me im gonna lose a lot more than that." I said trying not to panic. She asked whats wrong and I told her calmly and matter of factly "That hook on the post pierced my pants and stuck my scrotum. If I cant get untangled here in a hurry you are going to have to call 911.
She took it a lot better than any other 21 year old girl that I know would. She leaned over and looked. "Oh no Gary. Let me see what I can do. She leaned over and looked carefully and it wasnt for the fact that I was scared and just a little embarrased I would have become noticeably aroused since her face was just inches from my crotch. She then gently took the fabric of my pants and tried to remove them from the hook. Didnt work and was causing more pain.
"Gary believe it or not ive dealt with this type of thing before. Just dont ask me where. Im gonna have to unzip your pants and work it out from the inside. Unless you want me to call 911 and let some big burly fireman do it. I gotta set some gloves. Hang on."
Great choice of words.
She was back in a second wearing thin plastic gloves normally used in foodservice and unzipped my pants and looked in. "Its caught in your underwear and theres just a spot of blood there. Hope its not caught in your skin."
She hesitated for a second. "Gary im gonna have to get kind of personal with you for a moment ok? " Without waiting for an answer she pulled a part of my waistband in my shorts. "It pierced your scrotum. Just on the surface I think. Now for the personal part." After a few moments of getting very personal with me, including handling my scrotum and in the process brushing my penis I felt a sharp sting, then there was no more pain.
"You are free. Might want to get a tetanus shot."
I climbed down with her steadying me. "Thanks. And im sorry to put you thru this."
"And im sorry you got hurt trying to help me. Hey im an EMT and a student nurse in case you didnt know. Hey let me check you out before you leave"
I looked at her incredulously trying to stifle a laugh, which under the circumstances might not have been a good idea.
"You know what I meant Gary!" she said also trying to stifle a laugh. "I meant your vitals."
I couldnt contain myself any longer I laughed myself to tears.
"I meant your blood pressure, breathing, and pulse. Not your dick and balls!" She covered her mouth and got bugeyed and blushed. "Im so sorry. I cant believe I said that."
"Its ok Shannon. I dont get offended easily."
"Me neither" she countered. "I have 2 male roomies and every day with them is a male anatomy lesson since they like to to walk from the shower to their rooms nude and it doesnt seem to faze them if im there. They have never tried anything or said anything suggestive to me though. Guess they are just showing off. They are two of my best friends. Love em both.
My blood pressure was slightly elevated. Other than that she said my vitals were normal. "Now go get your tetanus shot and you might want to refrain from sex for a couple of days" she said matter of factly. Now it was my turn to be crude.
"Does that mean no blowjobs?" I said with a straight face.
"GARY YOU PIG!" she yelled and I was afraid id gone too far until I saw the tears streaming down her face. "You fucking pig!" I paled, a little shocked at her language. "No Gary im not mad at you so get rid of that hurt expression on your face." she said, still laughing while looking at me. "I curse all the time. Just not usually here. Can I tell you something personal without embarassing you?"
"Shannon after the events of today I dont think I could be embarrassed in front of you." I quipped.
"If you say so" she said seriously. "Can I sit by you?" We were in the conference room which contained, among other furnishings, a small couch. I sat down and she kicked off her shoes and tucked her small bare feet under her legs, then turned to her left to face me. "Im more comfortable like this. Makes it easier for me to talk. Ok Gary here goes...."
To be continued
This post has been edited by GaryM: Wed Nov 10, 2010 01:42 AM