Awkward sex memories - try and beat mine
Posted Sat Dec 16, 2006 01:03 PM
Posted Sat Dec 16, 2006 03:11 PM
My worst was when I was giving a blowjob/handjob. He came at the wrong time, and managed to get his cum up my nose and in my eye! Wasn't the nicest of experiences...
Posted Sat Dec 16, 2006 03:49 PM
Well there was this one time that my g/f and I were at my place (I was still living with my parents at the time) and she was deathly afraid that my parents would catch us eventually. Well we were in my basement, and just watching TV, and well, one thing led to another and she was on her knees sucking me off while I was on the couch. Outta no where, I hear footsteps on the stairs, and immediately grab the blanket that was on the couch, toss it over my g/f, and push her head down between my legs. I put my legs up over her and on top of the coffee table to make it look as if it was just my legs up with the blanket over them. My basement was always cold, so no reason for suspition on that one. Low and behold, my mother comes around the end of the couch, asking, "Where'd your g/f go?" I said that I didn't know, that she'd gone upstairs, and I'd assumed she was using the bathroom. Then she said, "Well no one else is upstairs." I said, "Well she's prolly in my room then, sleeping, you should leave her alone cause it's been a long night, just close my door." Thank god my room was always a mess, my bed in shambles, and I could have an elephant hiding in there and you'd never notice (specially in the dark). So we managed to escape that situation unscathed
Posted Sat Dec 16, 2006 06:00 PM
I started yelling at the guy to get the hell out at which point some more of his friends walked in the bedroom and decided to have a seat to "enjoy the show".
Posted Sat Dec 16, 2006 08:36 PM
Posted Fri Jan 18, 2013 04:41 PM
after that night i stop seeing them , i wouldn't mind doing a MFM with an other guy , if our body get on touch while we are fucking the girl , but grabbing my dick ,that,s too muchh.
Posted Fri Jan 18, 2013 06:42 PM
Posted Fri Jan 18, 2013 08:08 PM
I'm sorry ....... Shouldn't laugh at you getting hurt ........ But
Posted Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:22 PM
I've got a good one for you. I'll take it from the middle of my blog post ("paramedic")
Then I was positioned butt up in the air while he was getting the enema ready. I got bored and dropped into a more comfortable position. He came back and gave me my first ever sexual spanking. And he said, "did I tell you you could move?" OMG. I LOVED this dominant/submissive play!! I wanted to be his bitch. What a shame we weren't able to have a more long term relationship. He inserted a blue bulb syringe and filled my rectum with warm water. I paused there for a minute until he gave me permission to go to the bathroom. I went but I was shy about him hearing me go. So I didn't bear down much or make a good effort to expell the enema. Well you know what's more embarrassing then your sex partner hearing you deficate? Actually deficating on your sex partner. Ugh. So embarrassing even typing that. But after the enema came anal probing. It was messy and smelly. But I really got to hand it to him because he never complained. And he did a great job of fucking me with his hand.