husband loves brazillian comment on my labia size
Posted Sat Feb 05, 2011 08:34 PM
Posted Sat Feb 05, 2011 08:36 PM
Shame your husband felt the need to make a negative comment though.
Posted Sun Feb 06, 2011 03:04 AM
I know, it is like he failed the marriage 101 course.
Question: Do these pants make me look fat?
Wrong answer: yes.
Completely wrong answer: No honey, it is your huge ass that makes you look fat in those pants.
Correct answer: no.
Question: Do you think that girl is pretty?
Wrong answer: no.
Completely wrong answer: yes.
Correct answer: what girl?
Question: Do you like my new brazilian?
Wrong answer: meh.
Completely wrong answer: gee honey what big pussy lips.
Correct answer: Wow, that is amazing. I love it. You are beautiful, etc.
I would attribute this answer up to a massive "brain fart" and let it go at that. If he brings it up again, remind him what a <choose one of: (small|oddly-shaped|oddly-curved|weird-looking|disproportionate|malodorous)> penis he has.
This post has been edited by Paphian Spirit: Sun Feb 06, 2011 03:11 AM
Posted Sun Feb 06, 2011 03:15 AM
So I say back off the guy, at least he's honest-most likely because he loves you.
Would you rather him lie?
Posted Sun Feb 06, 2011 07:46 PM
When I see an ugly baby, I never exclaim, "my what a fucking ugly child" what I do say though is something along the lines of "your pram is beautiful" or "his little outfit is sooo sweet"
you see, there is always something nice you can say. If my husband discussed my labia like that, I think i'd wrap his foreskin around his throat
Posted Sun Feb 06, 2011 07:57 PM