Is GoogleThe New God?
Posted Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:27 PM
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion Web Pages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented Page Rank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed Web Pages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.
Google remembers all. Google caches Web Pages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.
God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfills this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods".
Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. No faith required.
Posted Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:59 AM
I mean google is extremely useful,doesn't require a massive and illogical leap of faith or demand slavish loyalty threatening to punish you with everlasting torment if you decide to use another search engine !!!
Posted Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:24 PM
Posted Sun Feb 27, 2011 09:55 AM
you know what we say here in america,"god created all men,but sam colt made them equal" don't ya? lol