great husband/wife jokes
Posted Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:26 AM
Posted Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:03 AM
A man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. He types in MYPENIS. The wife starting laughing hysterically when it says, "Sorry, not long enough."
Posted Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:07 AM
a lady put an ad in the paper saying "Husband Wanted", she checked the next day and seen it had 100 replies, they all said the same thing "lady, you can have mine!"
Posted Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:18 AM
How about trying to figure out who's guilty in this scene?
A wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts, "Quick! my husband is home." Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window.
Posted Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:22 AM
A husband and wife are watching "who wants to be a millionaire" and the husband winks and says "honey let's go upstairs..." the wife says no, so the husband asks again but she says no, so the husband says "is that your final answer?" the wife says yes so the husband says "well, can I phone a friend?"
Posted Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:51 AM
Speaking of wealth status, here goes my last post as I am going to get off to bed.
A millionaire was interviewed for the lifestyle of the rich and the famous column of a certain newspaper.
Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
(goodnight buddy... i had fun in your thread! good one!)