Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:48 PM
I live in shared accommodation, and there is a young girl living in the house in another room, whose b/f is currently away.
The thing is, I like to masturbate almost once a day into a folded tissue, which I then put into the toilet downstairs, rather than the one upstairs which is next to her room.
I always try to put the tissue round the U-bend as the toilet doesn't flush properly, and also because I don't want her or anyone else in the house suspecting anything.
My worry is she might somehow get impregnated with my semen, even though I've taken to bleaching the toilet. I've heard that sperm can live for days in an ejaculative discharge, and I'm worried about "spreading my seed" into unintentional places, as it were.
I try to take lots of precautions, like wiping the toilet seat, washing my hands, but I'm afraid I might leave you-know-what lying around.
Am I worrying too much, as I dread the day she says she's pregnant. If the truth ever came out it would be sooooo awful and embarrassing.
Should I worry or not? What can you recommend?
Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 01:18 PM
You're being waaay OTT in my opinion.
Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 01:22 PM
Secondly, sperm can't climb, they swim. They swim in seminal fluid. They cannot swim around freely in the environment if they feel like it. Unless she manages to rub her vagina on the toilet seat over top of your seminal fluid and works it up into her vagina, you can't get her pregnant that way. Simply, sperm need help to get into a vagina. They can't do it on their own. That's why you have a penis. So ejaculating into a tissue and flushing it is just fine. I don't think you have anything to worry about unless you are ejaculating all over the toilet seat and this girl is humping it. Such an odd picture... anyway, I think you're fine and I think you're even being a bit over cautious and worried.
Perhaps the best thing to calm your fears would be for you to have your own trash basket in your room, and empty it as often as you like. Don't be ashamed of masturbating though. Leaving a tissue in your personal garbage is perfectly acceptable.
Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 01:26 PM
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Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 02:44 PM
It sounds like you could seriously benefit from this information. Not only in this instance but in future encounters as well. Maybe you have been taught about sexual intercourse and how it all works. I would bet everything I've ever owned though, that you are atleast missing some information if not partly misinformed. Please do a little research for your own benefit, in addition to asking questions here. Good luck!
Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 03:59 PM
Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 06:04 PM
Oh and psst (whispers) everybody else in the house masturbates too.
Posted Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:48 PM
Posted Fri Mar 09, 2007 04:45 AM
It's also a good thing you make sure it gets past the u-bend too because in addition to them knowing you were having a wank it is quite common for women to fish wadded up cum catching tissues from the toilet water and rubbing it on their pussies in an effort to get pregnant from other men there by being able to collect child support from them for the next twenty years.
I imagine it's much more comfortable having a go of it sitting on the john as opposed to laying in your bed too.
Another solution to ensure she wouldn't get pregnant would be to rent a hotel room to do your thing-of course there would be the danger of a woman being employed on the hotel's house keeping staff coming in contact with your sperm-maybe even a couple of them and then where would you be?
These comments are heavily laden with sarcasm and intended as a joke.
Posted Fri Mar 09, 2007 07:48 AM
Thanks for the reassurance, guys.
Posted Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:18 AM
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Posted Sun Mar 18, 2007 02:28 PM
Just put it on your little guy like a hat! There is very little chance that the girl who lives in your building will break into your room to steal your dirty smelly socks to stick it up her pussy.
Posted Wed Apr 04, 2007 06:41 PM
After the act, I use more toilet paper to "mop up" any messes that might occur, and at the end I wrap those all up and put them into the bin.
But what about when I go to the toilet for the first time AFTER the act? Won't the remaining sperm be spread then? My aim for the bowl is not good at best, and most of the time I hit the wooden seat around it, so I wipe it down afterwards, IF I remember.
Wouldn't she become pregnant that way, if I forgot to wipe sperm that got shot out with my wee on the seat??