let's talk about sex, baby,
let's talk about you and me.
let's talk about all the good things,
and the bad things that may be.
-salt n' pepa.
im returnin to my roots...the dirty flirty blonde who talks about S.E.X. src='
when i strip to drip, im simply amazed at what my bare body can do...what we stumble upon in our sexplorations.
i hear 'squirt' as a nickname first, slickname second.
i aint hurtin for squirtin, i could not have cared less if i did or did not. i wondered tho...could i? no novelty or newness about it, i read the orgasm that accompanied this wuz incredible. would it be mincredible?! there lay the appeal to break the seal and awe.
funny anuff i pictured a puddle of pee stead of accumsplashment glee...failin at nailin the technique to sprinkle not tinkle. i hate laundry...the idea of soakin sheets said nuttin to me. frankly spankly id be ok without this skill to spill yet curiosity filled the pussy.
aight, admittingly i am naive and non-knowledgeable in this area. here i go with what i know...naughty or not hot to any or many.
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who? can every girl squirt? is it the pussy? the position? the practice?
what? is it warm or wonderful to touch..to taste? does it smell, can ya tell the difference from normal wetness?
where? does it cum from? can ya aim a target? how far can it reach? do guys want this on em?
when? can ya choose if ya want to? stop if ya dont? can ya squirt while fuckin? do ya need hard and fast fingerin? deep dildo dippin or dickin?
why? is it mostly porn born? do guys find it hot? or not?
how? do i squirt. gimme the dirt.
.....a whole hole lotta questions but in reality ive seen videos just not one teachin d-i-y style. i seriously couldnt be bothered. i function fine as is.
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bate#1...[more than a year ago]..i layed on my back in bed toyin with a thin long vibrator and left it inserted a few minutes afta i came. when i got up, i stood with my legs spread apart to reach and pulled out the wet willy dilly straight flow slow. i felt a gush of runny clear liquid escape my hole headed rapidly down the inside of thighs all the way past my knee. i sunk thunk rite away whoaaa...is that mild squirtin? idk. i still dont.
bate#2...[more than a month ago]..i sat in front of my lappy no plan, no pattern litely toyin my clit til she felt a cool numbness and calm when i felt the urge to pee but knew i had just gone before playin. i closed my eyes tryin to focus on what part of me squirts...thinkin to myself, jesus, what part of me actually squirts??? i felt a short sort release as i wuz cummin (clitoral orgasm) and this time thought, pretty sure i half squirted a mini spit bit.
bate#3...[less than two weeks ago]..on nye as im gettin ready to go out, i sat in the same position, starin at my lappy, surfin sexiness and landin on porn (yes i know, what a surprise to my eyes). i leaned back, with blanket and pillow undah my ass, pokin..prodin my clit to hurry and help a horny girl out. i rocked into my toy, then away..my hand steady and ready pushin my button hard, not once penetratin. id slide along my slit, spreadin my lil wet lips apart and settle on my swollen sensitive snub to rub.
i melted, moaned, made peace with god and let go all my tense, tite energy. i felt two..maybe three short bursts of thirst pour from my pussy directly in front of her like an offerin. if i measured, id say 1/2 cup full of wet spilled unwilled...unsexpected.
i stayed there damp and immediately turned around, pulled and pressed my pillow to my nose to investigate which i did in the previous case. smelled like me, not like pee. i licked the length of the line of wet and tasted like me too, dilluded yet different. ok, i wouldnt drink it as juice but somethin refreshin and really sexy about this...a surprisinsly seductive scent.
my honest to goodness reaction? phony fuckaroni how did i do it? how do i do it again? its like a trick ya cant figure out how they did...and ya the fucken magician! no lie, i felt a lil dirty squirty badass! i quickly got ovah myself...cool i concluded i can produce more juice than i knew. src='
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i honestly dont trust i have mind ovah matta control of my body. when i cum i cum. i cant change how wet i get, how far away i spray and the only method i can accelerate or hold off my climaxxx is by the angle, aggressiveness when i touch my pussy...facilitatin the fast flood that will by hand or by manmade bound to pound happen.
i do not want to squirt every and all the time. hell spell i aint even certain if this wuz fluke and fluck. off track, on crack...i
i will likely just pee all ovah my partna next attempt...imagine if i meet somebody into that!!...i will say...urine for a cock shock, ya wont believe ya fluck! i think i just peed a lil laughin...i mean squirted. src='
i listened 2 Squirt (Riff Raff & Lil Debbie), The Mess I Made (Parachute), Cleaning Out My Closet (Eminem) and more while bloggin.
EDIT (hi-lited section on FLUCK) apparently this word sexisted before my time...wayyy before my time. i MAY or MAY NOT have created it. thanks for pointin that out ace.
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