After I was there for a few weeks I settled into a work/after work routine and started doing happy hour at the same bar. It wasn't long till I met a beautiful and very sexy Texan and we started to see each other exclusively. The first time we left the bar together we ended up at my apartment, as you may imagine very hot sex was had by all. As all sex should it started in the kitchen! LOL For several weeks we ended up back at my place every night, she had a kid in their teens and it was just easier to come to my place than try to keep it down so we wouldn't wake the kid. So we are leaving one night and she tells me the kid is on a sleep over so we can go back to her place and we could finally spend the whole night together! I was really excited.
So, we are lying in bed, naked, just getting started, when she asks "Have you ever played with toys?" Being an experienced man of the world I said "Sure!" "OK, then let me get my vibrator, ok?" Once again "Sure!". So she rolls to the side of the bed and sticks that beautiful ass in the air while she starts getting things from under the bed. At this point I am starting to wonder if I answered that question correctly, because the first thing that emerged from under the bed was a big orange extension cord!
I admit, I started to sweat!
The next and final thing she pull from beneath the bed was....Wait for it.... A Sears Craftsman heavy duty orbital pad sander! Now I own a Sears Craftsman heavy duty orbital pad sander, but never thought of keeping it under the bed. If you are not familiar it is a hand tool that takes two hands to operate, it has a place where you put sand paper that is a pad about 4 inches wide and 10 inches long. This pad is made out of almost a half inch of very soft felt. The sander also has two settings, in-line and orbital. There is nothing subtle or quiet about it either!
It was just a few seconds before that puppy was plugged in and screaming between her legs! It takes only seconds for her to get off and then the Sear Craftsman heavy duty orbital pad sander had attacked my gentleman sausage! I-i=-i-t-t-t-t w-w-w-a-a-a-s-s-s better than you might think. As a matter of fact it didn't matter where you stuck that thing, it felt great EVERYWHERE! It gave great back rubs, great ass rubs, tits, stomach, thighs, anywhere! But the noise is anything but sexy. It makes your whole body tingle even twenty minutes after you stop using it!
So, if you are ready for a Texas sized vibrator, might I suggest the Sears Craftsman heavy duty orbital pad sander? Get two, and have twice the fun! Texas girls are very special....