Posted by BlondeThong , Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:24 PM
Boobs, tits, melons lol. So many names for them. Udders is the most recent.
Anyway, the point of this blog is this: What do you like me to call my body parts? What words can I say about me that would turn you on if they came from my lips? And how do you want me to talk about you?
I'm interested to know!
Answers in the comments please! ! (or Pm me if you're shy!)
Posted by BlondeThong , Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:52 AM
Posted by BlondeThong , Sat Dec 13, 2014 07:13 AM
Anyway - I'm in a changing room, taking it off to go buy it and some BINT of a store assistant just opens the curtain without even checking if anybody is in there. I'm there in just my (super attractive) long socks, thong with my bra in my hand (as I was literally putting it back on)- she looks all flustered but doesn't actually move, just starts apologising - there's another customer with her kid standing there looking shocked. Obviously I screamed when the curtain pulled open (Blonde default reaction to most things) so the next second Mr B. is rushing over like WTF is happening. I pull the curtain across and can hear him arguing with the store assistant (along the lines of WTF are you doing?)
After all that they didn't even give me a discount.
Worst day ever :/
I have hot chocolate now though.
Posted by BlondeThong , Thu Dec 04, 2014 01:37 PM
I was in between years at uni and my flatmates and I were having a house party in our flat. Cue drunken shenanigans. My friends were jokers, especially when it came to me and enjoyed (still do enjoy) teasing me. Part way through the night it was somebody's great idea that the girls should do a bit of wrestling - because why not? And although I didn't want to, I didn't have a choice: i was being wrestled! (and this isn't my only wrestling experience!)
It was a girl called Naomi, about the same size as me but she was on the hockey team (and I am almost entirely unsporty lol)
We all know that I'm not a fighter and as the crowd (of about 6 people) watched on, my strappy top was quickly pulled over my head in the struggle, tangling my arms. Luckily I was wearing a bra. Like this had flipped a naughty switch, she started pulling at my leggings and i could feel them slide down my legs, and there was little i could do about it. I pulled my top off rather than down as it was the quicker option but my g-string panties were already exposed.
I sat up to try and pull them back but she grabbed me around the waist in like a bear hug. I tried to pull at her top or push her off but she was in the better position and quickly unhooked my bra. I didn't even realise what she doing until she suddenly backed away holding it in her hands. I grabbed my boobs to cover them (screaming naturally!) and she had already dropped to her knees, with an evil grin, and pulled the leggings off my tangled feet before she reached up for my lace g-string.
I pushed my feet on the floor, hands holding my boobs and slid my butt across the carpet away from her, but she kept advancing, much quicker on her hands and knees. Expecting something entirely different, i crossed my legs tightly, hoping it would stop her but she did something I did not expect. She grabbed me under my arms and lifted me off the ground. I was so surprised i didn't even struggle. She lifted me until i was back on my feet and then let me go.
Instinctively, like a cat, i uncrossed my legs so i could put me feet firmly on the ground and not fall over. And she went straight in, one movement and got my panties around my shins. My thighs hit together as quickly as I could make them but they had already failed and I dropped one hand from my boobs to cover my hairless mound. I stood there, bright red, only hands covering my modesty, trying not to look at Mr B because i already fancied him and this was a bit WTF. He seemed pleased though.
Not much to say after that. After a short period of time I was deemed the loser, surprise surprise, and spanked 10 times from Naomi (she left a handprint) before I was given my clothes back.
Just a little short memory from me there, I hope you enjoyed :)
Posted by BlondeThong , Sun Aug 17, 2014 05:37 AM
Posted by BlondeThong , Sat Jul 12, 2014 02:44 AM
Some of the finer details, to be honest, are hazy to me - both because of the alcohol and how long ago it was now. But basically it was a 'spin the bottle' party.
There was about 15 people there and people ducked in and out when they wanted. We sat in a circle and take it in turns to spin the bottle. Whoever the bottle pointed at was your partner for that round and they had to roll the dice.
I don't know if you've ever seen sex dice - here's an example: http://www.amazon.co...e/dp/B002JINTWM
Once dice has a bodypart and the other dice tells you what to do to it and you had to do it in the middle of the circle.
Like i said, memory is hazy and this probably isn't the most interesting blog but every guy I did something with (and I mean EVERY guy, even the ones who were just supposed to be sucking my nipples) came. To be honest this was probably one of the first nights I realised I liked cum so much!
My evening finished unsexily though when I was getting eaten out on all fours then suddenly sprinted out the room naked to throw up in the bathroom...
Still one of my favourite memories ever. If I remember anything more specific I'll update!
If you have any questions let me know! xx
Posted by BlondeThong , Wed May 21, 2014 02:30 PM
Unfortunately this is just because I wasn't wearing any.... xx
Posted by BlondeThong , Sun May 18, 2014 03:11 PM
We were chatting out there with coffee, tea and breakfast for a good 3 hours or so before deciding we should prepare for the day. When people left to get real clothes on and shower etc, I looked down and realised my skirt had ridden up. I was hiding nothing and had been too hungover to notice. FML
Posted by BlondeThong , Wed Aug 28, 2013 05:38 PM
I know this because when undertaking a dare to drive home naked I was pulled over by a cop car. Luckily I managed to pull on a skirt so I just had an argument with the policewoman about 'indecent exposure' then had to get into the police car and was taken to the station.
After keeping me for about 2 hours they let me go with a warning.
So that was my last few hours...
Posted by BlondeThong , Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:41 AM
Now that I'm feeling a bit better, I'll recount to you the bits I remember from the awesome and messy farewell party I was at last night. There was so much alcohol and I was pretty much the drunkest I have been for a loooong time.
The evening started off pretty standard, drinking, socialising etc.and then we got onto a game of doubles beer pong.
Myself and Mr. Blonde vs another couple. Slightly different rules to normal though, everytime you had to take a drink you had to lose an item of clothing.
It was a close game but we won, leaving me in just my white thong. Not even kidding, I stripped down to my underwear and if we had won one turn earlier that would have been it. But no. I had to drink and either lose my bra or my thong. So the bra was chosen and I took it off, letting the twins see the setting evening sun and everybody else who wanted to see them basically had nothing to complain about, lol. And I had to stay this way for the rest of the party. (Mr Blonde was naked too except for his shorts)
But no time to worry about that, we went straight on to a game of flip cup with two teams of 6. I was number 6, bringing the team home. By the time it got to me, we were one person ahead, so it was close. But I could not for the life of me flip this cup. I tried so many times but I couldn't do it. The pressure was too great. And my team ended up losing. Naturally I was fully blamed for it. A few people slapped my butt, one guy grabbed my arms from behind and shook me a little (I think just to make my boobs jiggle) but my main punishment was given quickly.
My wrists and ankles were grabbed and I was picked up and carried to the pool. After swinging me a few times they let me go and I landed with a big splash in the cold pool. It felt so cold. I quickly swum to the edge and pulled myself out. My nipples obviously were hard and erect but the worst thing was that my thong had gone basically see through and was now tightly hugging my pussy. It left nothing to the imagination. A lot of guys and girls cheered. I held my boobs in my hands and walked back to where the main party was happening. I got a lot of looks and smiles but I was feeling quite cold so I went into the summer house to warm up.
I wasn't in there long before Mr Blonde came in, giggling, and persuaded me to get into the hot tub with him, which was just outside the summer house. I climbed in, happy to be warmer and he got in beside me. He had already brought more alcohol with him and a few more guys and girls got in and we all started drinking and laughing and having fun, my awkward strip and dunk in the pool all but forgotten. There were also some special cigarettes being passed around.
We were in there for a long while. By the time it was dark, we had started playing truth or dare.
Standard truth questions were asked "what do you think of 'x' person?" , "have you done anal?" etc and standard dares too, "kiss this person on the lips", "strip naked" etc. but then the serious T&D started. One of my first 'serious' dares was to take my thong off, stuff myself and then get a person not playing the game to pull them out. I point blank refused to do it, despite the alcohol (lol) and then they started deciding the forfeit.
Forfeit: Tied to the outhouse seat naked so everybody would have to pee through the person's legs.
Of course I then agreed to do the dare.
I slipped off my thong and Genevieve helped me stuff them inside me whilst I gulped down a number of shots of whiskey (she followed me to make sure I did it.) I left the hottub, now nude and headed into where people were playing beer pong. The table had been pushed to the side and there was a PC blasting music through some large speakers, turning the cabin into a mini-rave. I grabbed one guy and pulled him aside, telling him I needed him to pull my panties out for me. I sat on the table and opened my legs. He put fingers in and found the material. Then he slowly pulled it out of me. They were in his hand and I told him he could keep them. Slightly awkwardly and REALLY unexpectantly, he told me to open my mouth and when i did he popped them in, so they were hanging out like a white tongue and he told me to hold on to them for him.
We went back to the tub and Gen told the story, confirming I had done the dare. I left my thong on the side.
Mr Blonde was dared to give one of the other guy's in the hottub head, which he did no problem, and Gen had to get fisted (which she couldn't do because she was way too tight but we said she passed as she gave it a good go.)
Round two of dares (truths all a forgotten option now, lol) - I had to get 20 people to motorboat me, which I did, no hassle, but every single one grabbed my pussy at the same time - and then I had to motorboat 10 girls, surprisingly - also easy, lol. Mr Blonde was dared to take it up the butt, which I was sure he would refuse, but he went for it and let a guy fuck him in the hottub. He did check if I minded first and I told him it was a nice try to get out of it but it was fine, lol. Now we all knew Gen had a tiny strip of trimmed, jet black pubes. We managed to get a hold of some strips and made her wax it off in front of us. She did it gladly, said it hardly hurt.
Next round, which turned out to be my last round, I was dared to crawl inside a specific tent (it was one we knew was currently occupied) and grind up against the person in there. Gen followed me to check as usual. I snuck inside and climbed on top of the guy in there. I started rubbing my pussy on his cock through the sleepingbag. He was quite drunk and didn't wake up to much, just stirred a bit, but i felt him get hard. Gen whispered that I had to grind HIM not his bag, so i unzipped the bag and pulled it aside, he was naked already and practically fully hard. I climbed back on top, cowgirl position and grinded up and down his cock, leaving a wet trail on it. He woke up a bit more now but didn't seem to mind. I grinded for about half a minute longer and was about to go when he thrusted and it went straight inside me. I quickly tried to get off but at the same time his hands went down on my thighs, and he was in as deep as he could get. I immediately let out a moan, Mr Blonde appeared at the tent door. I heard him say to Gen it was okay and they both left back to the hot tub. The guy flipped us both over, then flipped me over and fucked me doggy style - my face into his pillow. WIth the amount of alcohol i drank, the pleasure between my legs and the nice pillow. I actually passed out here and the next thing I remember is waking up in my own tent. APparently the guy stopped soon after he realised I was unconscious and Mr Blonde put me back in my own sleeping bag.
They continued playing for a bit, Mr Blonde had to be bukkaked by 7 guys (a first for him apparently! lol) and then Gen refused to be spitroasted in the butt whilst having her pussy licked. lol. I know she failed this because I went to the outhouse when I came too and she was asleep, tied to the seat. I sat on her lap to pee through her legs then touched her newly waxed pussy to see how smooth it was before collapsing again in Mr Blonde's car. He drove me home naked (i was curled up under a blanket on the back seat)
So that was my crazy, crazy, sexy, drunk, drugged awesomeness of a night.