Well you can guess how this went. I don't think I even need to tell you any more...
I've been to Lisa's house for drinks loads. Most of the time it's fine, sometimes it's like tights/socks off, sometimes I've ended up having to take my top off and drink in my bra and whatever bottoms I'm wearing, but most of the time nobody spills anything - I mean, it's not that often that people really spill their drinks.
Yeah, well, last night, I uncorked a bottle of wine, went to fill my glass, dropped the bottle, it caught between the arms of two armchairs (btw, did i mention I was already drunk at that point?) face down and most of the bottle emptied out onto the floor before I could grab it and turn it the right way. It wasn't completely empty, but it was enough. Luckily her floor is hardwood (no erection jokes please, lol) so it wasn't like I ruined the carpet (and it was white wine anyway) but it did need to be cleaned up and the armchairs had been splashed.
I ran and collected teatowels and paper towels to clean up the mess I made, apologising lots of course. I went to clean up and Lisa stopped my and said "WTF are you doing?"
I was like "erm..." and she said "spill." *pointed to floor* strip!" *pointed at me* The room repeated her with a chant (only about 9 people in total here) so eventually I just had to strip off my party dress and reveal my black bra and panties. The only other clothing I had on was my jewellery and my heels.
But yeah... most of a bottle of wine... bra and panties wasn't going to cut it.
I undid my bra, and put it over the back of a chair then crossed my arms over my boobs. But Lisa still wasn't happy. She took a few steps towards me, dropped to her knees then suddenly yanked my panties down to my ankles. Luckily I shaved before going out.
After being stripped completely, except my heels, THEN I was told to clean the floor up. Bending over in heels, drunk, and trying to stop 'displaying everything' to the room is really difficult. I fell on my butt more than once. And everybody saw everything. Two of the people was the first time we had met... and this was about 10.30 at night, we left just after 1.30 and I had to be naked for all that time. I did spill more as i got drunker, trying to cover myself, but as I was aleady naked, it didn't really matter. It did turn me on though so I gave Mr Blonde head when he went out back to smoke.
The moral of the story is: do not drop alcohol when you are at Lisa's parties, lol
And the last thing to say is... I really wish this was the most recent embarrassing story of mine.... :(