Now in my time I have been to a lot of parties and it's always the same. The guys dress funny and the girls dress sexy. Right? That's how parties work! Plus I always want to look sexy anyway, lol. So like all girls I have my snuggly PJ's but for this party I wanted to be in something sexy - so I had a little black sexy strappy top on, black thong, and black stockings. I looked hot.
Now here was my mistake:
I get ready and dressed in my outfit before we left. I was all dressed up (or down?) and looking great. Mr. Blonde was going to get changed at the party and had his pj stuff in a bag. We got in the car and did the 90 minute drive to the party. No going back now. I brought nothing else with me. We got to the party, parked up, and me and Mr. Blonde walked to the door. We rang the bell and the guy answered the door.
I was wearing this when the door was opened: (taken in one of the guest bedrooms as Mr. Blonde was getting changed)
src='The guy who answered did exclaim: "Wow Blonde! You look great!"
So I thought we were off to a good start. We went straight up and Mr. Blonde got changed. We came back down and joined the party. Shock-Horror. Every other girl at the party was wearing something like this:
And this was my ass:
More girls cheered than guys. I think the guys were a bit lost for words! But it's okay, the first drinking game was started up and people quickly forgot about me.. for a bit. We were playing depthcharge (not going to explain rules now) but just as it got to my turn my ass was spanked and i messed up and had to down the mixture of cider, fosters and jaeger (+small amounts of other alcohol). It tasted bad. Now I wouldn't mind but this happened twice more. I never learn. So I stopped playing that one. I'd only been at the party for 45 mins and was already pretty drunk!
Mr. Blonde was in the other room playing beer pong and I went to join him. We quickly decided to play doubles, me and him vs Ben and his girl (Karen). We lost. But it wasn't my fault. 1. I was getting really quite drunk by now and 2. every time I went to make my throw my ass was spanked again. I was beginning to notice a pattern..
For some reason people had been spanking my right ass cheek and I was getting quite tired of it. In my already drunken state I made an announcement to the lounge.
Roughly I said: "Guys, my right ass cheek is starting to sting, can you guys stop spanking it?"
This was my second big mistake.
The guy whose party it was immediately shouted out: "Last one to spank Blonde's left ass cheek has to funnel the depthcharge jug!"
My left cheek was instantly spanked by Mr Blonde who shrugged and said: "yeah.. i don't want to down it. Sorry babe!"
A queue had formed and I realised there was no getting out of this. I turned aroud, bent over the arm of the sofa, and took what felt like 50 Spanks to my left cheek from both guys and girls. The guy whose part it was, Lee, was the last to spank my ass. "Hah! I guess your plan backfired!" I told him.
"No way, I'm not the last. You still haven't spanked your own ass"
So yeah.... I had to funnel the depth charge jug. Now I am rubbish at the funnel... so most of this sticky drink went down my body. I now look a mess and my ass had 50 handprints in it....
Part 2 of the evening coming soon... ;)