Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Lovehoney Happy Rabbit G-Spot and Realistic Rabbit Vibrators.
Posted by Miss_C. , Thu Sep 10, 2015 09:24 AM
Posted by Miss_C. , Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:47 AM
Posted by Miss_C. , Tue Sep 02, 2014 09:58 AM
Pure Aluminium Medium Pink Vibrator
In my Icicles No. 14 review, I talked about glass as a safe, versatile, beautiful sex toy material. Pipedream's Pure Aluminium line offers metal vibrators in a variety of colors, sizes, and shapes. Pipedream kindly sent me their pink Pure Aluminium vibrator in the medium size in exchange for my honest review. Unfortunately, the first one I received didn't work, but Sabrina sent me a replacement.
Posted by Miss_C. , Mon Jun 02, 2014 06:36 PM
Glow-in-the-Dark Clone-A-Willy Vibrating Dildo Kit
Posted by Miss_C. , Sun Apr 20, 2014 03:21 PM
Posted by Miss_C. , Sun Apr 20, 2014 02:57 PM
Posted by Miss_C. , Sun Apr 20, 2014 01:29 PM
Posted by Miss_C. , Sun Apr 20, 2014 01:23 PM
Posted by Miss_C. , Wed Apr 16, 2014 02:03 PM
The Little Cocky is my first Rocks-Off toy. This review is my first vibrator review because the Sqweel isn't really a vibrator. While I wanted to try a toy from a company that's new to me, I didn't have the highest expectations because I've never been a huge bullet vibrator fan. I'm sure that's probably a sin in some sex toy reviewers' eyes because a bullet vibe is one of the most basic sex toys. Bullet vibes have a lot of great features. They're typically small, which makes most of them discreet and/or easily disguised as other objects, such as a makeup brush, a loofah, or even a USB data storage device. They're versatile for solo use or for use during sex with a partner. Anyone of any gender or body type can use a bullet vibrator. They're typically very easy to use and often have only one button.
Posted by Miss_C. , Wed Mar 19, 2014 01:34 PM
Posted by Miss_C. , Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:09 AM
Posted by Miss_C. , Fri Oct 18, 2013 05:05 PM
1-2: The toy being reviewed isn't worth buying. Don't waste your money. This toy is too expensive, differs significantly from its product description, is poorly designed, doesn't function as expected, or is dangerous, so I can't recommend it because there are reasonably priced, better, or safer alternatives.
3-4: The toy being reviewed is inferior. This toy is less expensive but still may cost too much, differs only slightly from its product description, is marginally better designed, functions comparatively better but still not as expected, or is insignificantly safer, so it still isn't a product I can recommend.
5-6: The toy being reviewed is adequate and ticks all the boxes. The price is appropriate, the product description is accurate, the toy's design allows it to function properly, and it's safe, so I can candidly recommend it.
7-8: The toy being reviewed is superior. If this toy is more expensive, it warrants the cost. The product description is accurate, the toy is well designed, functions properly, and is safe but lacks an X factor. I can firmly recommend it.
9-10: The toy being reviewed is nearly perfect. If this toy is expensive, it warrants the cost. The product description is accurate, the toy is well designed, functions properly, is safe, and possesses an X factor that elevates it to equivalency with luxury sex toys or underscores its uniqueness.
Unless a glass or metal sex toy is obscenely expensive, its product description is wildly inaccurate, or the toy breaks or is otherwise unusable or unsafe, I can't justify a rating lower than a seven because glass and metal sex toys, when properly cared for, are a good buy at the very least. Glass and metal sex toys are strong and durable, which makes them long-lasting. Not only are they non-porous and hypoallergenic, which means they don't collect bacteria and are easy to clean, but also they hold temperature, so glass and metal sex toys provide considerable novelty as they allow experimentation with heating and cooling. Glass and metal sex toys are body safe, and boiling and sanitizing glass and metal sex toys allows them to be used both vaginally and anally by both women and men. Use any type of lubricant with glass and metal sex toys without degrading materials.
When rating glass and metal sex toys, I start at seven and ask three questions. The toy being reviewed can earn either no point, a half-point, or a full point for each question, and three full points gives the toy a ten.
- Is the toy beautiful? This question addresses the toy's aesthetic appeal.
- Is it obvious that the toy's design was carefully considered? This question addresses the toy's functional ability.
- Am I 100% satisfied by the toy's performance? The answer to this question is subjective and allows me to include my opinion in my rating while also addressing the lack or presence of an X factor.
Posted by Miss_C. , Fri Oct 18, 2013 01:42 PM
I'm not posting a sex toy review this time, but menstruation is still part of a woman's overall sexual and reproductive health, so I'm reviewing a menstrual cup called the DivaCup. A menstrual cup is a bell-shaped device that's soft and flexible.
Posted by Miss_C. , Sat Oct 05, 2013 06:56 AM
My dad was obviously the strongest male influence when I was younger, and we had a good relationship until he and my mom divorced around the same time that I was making the transition from high school to college. My dad and I are estranged now and haven't spoken since 2007, and I still can't be certain what happened. During college summers, I lived with my dad for the first two years and my mom for the third year. After I graduated, I moved in with my mom until I moved to Maryland to start my teaching career. I have always felt that I tried to split my time as equally as possible, but after I moved to Maryland, my dad and I talked increasingly less. When we did talk, we had forced, awkward phone conversations that lasted 10 minutes. He told me that I didn't call home enough, which I know is a common parental complaint, but the effort I was making to communicate wasn't being reciprocated. I felt so frustrated when my dad's new wife told me in a letter that I was selfish and had always taken my mother's side, and that's about the time when I stopped making the effort. I was pushed away, and the same thing is happening to my brother. I don't know if it's because my dad doesn't approve of Mr._C. or my brother's girlfriend. Mr._C. has always felt like my dad thinks he's not good enough for me. And my brother's girlfriend has a little girl from a previous relationship. Maybe our relationship was destined to fall apart after my parents' divorce. It seems like my dad forgot that he had an old life once he got remarried. He had a son with his second wife, and it seems like he wants to have his new life and forget about his old one. He was a good dad when I was a kid, and I never felt unloved, but I can't say that I've had a dad in my adult life. It's hard for me to go to friends' weddings and watch them dance with their fathers knowing that my dad isn't in my life anymore, but I'm lucky to have gotten the foundation I needed when I was younger so that I can deal with these emotions as an adult. Even though we're estranged, he's a good dad.
On a more positive note, I'll probably always remember my first kiss, but that kiss wasn't the best one of my life. The best kiss I ever had was with a male friend, a guy I'll call S, back in college. I hadn't even had a crush on him, even though I do think S is an attractive guy. He's Irish with dark eyes and black hair, but he has a white shock - a streak - right in the front. He wore glasses and looked distinguished, even back then. He is incredibly smart and creative - the brooding type. He smoked clove cigarettes and has already published a novel. I can't pinpoint what made the kiss so good. We were hanging out at the bar in a restaurant in town having a drink, and he stood up to go use the bathroom, but before S walked away, he just kissed me - this surprising, very mature, smoldering kiss that literally left me breathless. My mind went blank, and I remember feeling like I was floating or like I was in a dream. There was only one thing I could think afterward - wow. If I close my eyes and concentrate, I can still remember a little. I don't know why he kissed me or if he remembers doing it now because this kiss came completely out of left field. There was no indication that S liked me or anything like that, and we never dated or even so much as kissed again. I have no idea, but that kiss is the one I'll remember on my death bed. I wonder if S ever thinks about that.
Obviously, Mr._C. is the main man in my life. Check out this blog entry in which I actually rate various aspects of our relationship. Overall, we have a good and happy relationship with a foundation of communication. We've had a few bad years financially and have fallen into a rut, so there is definitely room for improvement when it comes to our overall happiness and level of success, but we have our whole life together to work on that stuff. He'll be the father of my children. We have a lot in common as well as separate interests. We have a lot of the same goals and political ideals and religious beliefs. We're supporting each other through tough times, so I know that being together during better times will be great when we're more financially stable and have really started to create a life together. I want to have something to show for the time we've spent together. We both want our own place again, we want to get married our way, and we want to start a family. We may not be the most sexually compatible at times, and our sex life is probably something we'll always have to make a priority, which certainly can be frustrating, but we're definitely a good team and enjoy each other's company, and (while I can't say that I wouldn't like us to have a more active sex life) there's more to a successful relationship than just sex.
Before I met Mr._C. online, I had a tendency to develop feelings for my male friends. My second boyfriend, a guy I'll call J, started as a friend, and I had actually dated J's best friend first. J and I worked together at Burger King when I was in high school, and while I was dating J's best friend, I started talking to J more about my relationship with his best friend and ended up eventually falling for him. I broke up with J's best friend, and J and I dated for about six months. I learned at least two things from that relationship. First, I learned never again to confide in male friends when it comes to my relationships. I know now that I shouldn't have done this with J. He was supportive and a good friend, but I was too personal with him and opened the door that allowed J and I to become emotionally closer and caused me to fall for him. I was the reason why J and his best friend had a falling out. They weren't friends for a long time and have reconnected since we knew each other, which I'm very happy to know. I'll try never to come between friends ever again and am glad I no longer have to feel guilty about their friendship ending. The second thing I learned was that getting back together after breaking up is a bad idea because there's a reason why you broke up in the first place. J had joined the Navy after high school and was away from home quite a bit for boot camp and school and stuff like that. I guess I would say that J was my first love because I felt a hollowness inside me every time he left home again. I had dated J's best friend, but I had never felt the way I felt about J before. I could also call it puppy love. I love Mr._C., but the way I felt about J was different. I think it was still love though. Anyway, J broke up with me before coming home for Christmas. While he was home, we got back together, but he broke up with me again shortly after leaving home again. We had been back together for only a couple of weeks. I've never re-dated anyone else, and I learned that lesson from J.
When I was in college, I had a huge crush on another male friend - another J. I had a crush on him for about two years, but nothing ever happened between us romantically. I was attracted to J regardless, but I found his talent sexy, and it drew me to him. He writes and makes music and is an actor, and it was easy to become emotionally very close when we lived in the same dorm back in college. We used to be attached at the hip when we weren't in class, and people expected to see us together. I loved hanging out in his dorm room with him at the computer reading to me from stories he had written or listening to his music. Once I went to England to study abroad and graduated from college, we did grow apart. I moved to Maryland, which didn't help either. We're definitely still friends and try to see each other when I'm in the Allentown area, but I don't bring up J around Mr._C. because that's a sore spot for him. When I first started talking to Mr._C. online, he heard all about my feelings for J and knows how strong my feelings were back then, but once Mr._C. and I started dating, talking about J was awkward for me, so I avoid it. J and I most recently went to the movies and saw Man of Steel, but I never told Mr._C. about that. I don't want him to feel jealous or threatened because J isn't a threat to our relationship. I think I still have a crush on J to some degree, and I probably always will. We spent a lot of time together and have a lot of shared memories. I hope we never stop being friends.
Finally, I want to mention a male friend who has always been able to make me feel better with his hugs. I've mentioned M before. He's the friend Mr._C. and I went to see in New York this past year. I wrote about that trip in this blog entry. I didn't smoke pot when I was in college, but I do now, and when Mr._C. and I went to New York to see M, I finally got to smoke pot with him for the first time. I was never really interested in dating M, but he always made me feel special. We did fool around just once when we were in college, but I always knew I wasn't M's type. He had a type, and he never seemed to date anyone too far outside it. We never became romantically involved, but I would definitely miss him if he wasn't in my life. We had a very affectionate friendship, and his hugs can make the world better. M hugs you with his whole being. Back in college, I loved having M to nap with between classes and crashing in his room after an early morning shift at the front desk if I didn't want to walk up three flights of stairs. He's another friend I hope never to lose.
These six men are among the most influential in my life. There are other men whose friendship and guidance - and physical attributes - I value, of course, and this is a short list, but in my 30 years, men have taught me a lot of valuable lessons and given me plenty of reasons to appreciate the opposite sex.
Posted by Miss_C. , Thu Jul 18, 2013 01:39 PM
Posted by Miss_C. , Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:59 PM
Yes, I finished reading the whole trilogy. It seems like a lot of people give up on these novels before reading all three. I can understand that, but I wanted to give the story a fair chance.
The second half of the third novel ended up being pretty much what I wanted after I posted my last blog entry (Impressions: "Fifty Shades Freed" by E. L. James (Part 1).). I wanted more action and a faster pace to the plot, and that's what I got in the second half of this book. There's the car chase to kick things off followed by more thriller-style action - increased security, Jack (Ana's former boss) breaking into Christian's penthouse apartment, the kidnapping of Mia (Christian's sister), the $5 million ransom... Seriously, things really picked up in the second half.
I'll leave you hanging when it comes to who the woman was driving the car that chased Ana and Christian in his R8. But I can tell you that I wasn't misled - it's not Christian's ex-submissive, Leila, or Elena "Mrs. Robinson" Lincoln. I honestly had no idea who it could be, and it was a well-kept secret until her identity was revealed.
Of course, everything ends happily. Ana and Christian conceive (accidentally) and have a son. By the epilogue, Ana is pregnant with a daughter. They buy a home together, and everyone lives happily ever after. I'll leave some surprises for you to discover through reading the novel, but I ended up being pretty satisfied with the way things turned out. Honestly, the second novel is the least good of the three, in my opinion, and I'm glad I followed through and read the trilogy in its entirety.
Although I completely understand why a lot of people either give up on these books or aren't interested in reading them at all, I think you have to take them at face value and for what they are.
No, they don't represent the BDSM community. No, they aren't textbooks or guidebooks about how people in the BDSM community actually behave. No, they don't represent the truth about why people enjoy BDSM activities and what they actually do in BDSM relationships, so if you're interested in learning about the BDSM lifestyle, then you should certainly look somewhere else for a knowledgeable and reliable source of information.
The three books in this trilogy are smutty-ish romance novels, summer thrillers, beach-reads... If you look at them through those lenses and treat them as entertainment written (relatively poorly) by an amateur, then you'll probably actually enjoy parts of them like I did. If you're looking for something to read while you're lounging on the beach working on your tan this summer and you enjoy the characters of the sexy millionaire who's in control of his life and the master of his own universe and the pretty, innocent - but not helpless - co-ed he seduces, then you'll like these books. If you want not only sex but also danger in the form of kidnapping and a pulse-pounding car chase, then these books are for you. If you wish you had all the money in the world and the fantasy life you've always dreamed of - full of shopping for designer clothes, a honeymoon in the south of France, homes all over the globe, and your millionaire husband's toys (his private plane, his helicopter, his cars) - then you'll be able to put yourself right in Ana's shoes.
Posted by Miss_C. , Sat Jul 06, 2013 03:07 PM
Spoiler alert: I'm not sure if there are any details in this blog entry that will spoil the novel for you, so if you're reading or plan to read Fifty Shades Freed, it might be a good idea to finish reading the novel before reading this blog entry.
So like I said, I'm about 1/5 of the way through the last novel in the 50SoG trilogy, and I'm eager to finish reading it and move on to the next book on my list. Reading all three of these novels has taken some time, and while I certainly want to finish the trilogy, I feel like at least the second and third novels could have been trimmed down a bit. The 500-600 pages is a bit much and probably could have been condensed by taking out the repetition and editing more thoroughly. E. L. James does repeat herself a lot. Sometimes I feel like she finds a certain word she likes and tries to use it as much as possible in the next couple of chapters. Most of the sexual encounters between Ana and Christian begin similarly - he nibbles her earlobe or kisses her neck, then her fingers are tangling in his hair while his tongue is invading her mouth followed by her nipples stiffening, and his hands always reach the apex of her thighs before they're having sex. The sequence of events isn't ever much different. The sex scenes stay interesting mostly because they're having sex in different locations. They're rarely in bed at home. They're on a boat or Christian's company plane or in the boat house at his parents' place, his childhood bedroom, the car, the shower, the elevator to Christian's penthouse, the "Red Room of Pain" (of course) - and yes, they do have sex in beds occasionally. And I have to say that Christian really doesn't use the same sex toy twice. He's used normal objects to restrain Ana - his tie, for example - and he's blindfolded her with her shirt pulled up over her eyes. He's used a riding crop, a flogger, handcuffs, Ben Wa Balls... And there are toys she's expressed interest in using that they haven't actually tried yet. However, much of the rest of the novel is repetitious. Ana's heart leaps into her throat, and she nearly starts to panic if even the slightest thing goes wrong or if Christian's face shows a hint of annoyance. They both still need constant reassurance that their relationship is alright, even though they're married now. I really think E. L. James could have written this story in fewer pages without compromising the plot. A lot of the first three chapters consists of flashbacks, so I feel like some of that could have been left out. They're on their honeymoon, so I'd like to have a flashback to describe the wedding, but that's about it. There are others - for example, one in which Christian is shaving Ana's pussy - that I probably could have done without.
I am enjoying that Fifty Shades Freed seems to contain even more sex scenes, but I feel like E. L. James is overdoing it now. At the beginning of this novel, Ana and Christian are on their honeymoon and having sex almost continuously. They seem to stop only to eat or go shopping. Meanwhile, fantasy honeymoon - best honeymoon any couple could ever ask for. They travel through various countries in Europe, including stops in London and Paris before they reach their final destination - the south of France. They eat fine food, drink the best champagne, and buy art together. Christian also buys Ana at least one piece of absurdly expensive jewelry. It's a dream come true, which is what a honeymoon should be, I think. Especially when Christian is so rich that money isn't even remotely an issue. I expected nothing less than for them to have a fairy tale wedding and long, luxurious honeymoon. I am hoping that the action picks up a bit as even the sex scenes have now become pretty predictable.
Luckily, once they get home from their honeymoon, the action immediately spikes with a high-speed car chase back to Christian's penthouse apartment. Someone sabotaged Christian's helicopter, Charlie Tango, in the second novel, and it seems to have been Ana's former boss, Jack, because she wouldn't sleep with him. But on the way home from the airport, they realize they're being followed. Ana just so happens to be driving Christian's Audi R8 (which is such a sexy beast of a car) for the first time, and the car chase is pretty exciting because I was able to put myself right in Ana's shoes. I'd freaking love to drive a car like that really fast, so the car chase pulled me back in when I was starting to get a little bored. Shockingly, the driver of the car chasing them is a woman. No idea who it is yet. It's obviously not Jack, but he could have hired someone, I suppose. Christian doesn't think it's Elena ("Mrs. Robinson") because this sort of thing is "not her style," he says. He also doesn't think it's his trouble ex-submissive, Leila, because after the incident at Ana's apartment, Leila's supposedly with her parents getting the psychological care she needs. So who could it be? I'm starting to get into the part of the story that's more like a thriller. Looking forward to more of that.
Posted by Miss_C. , Fri Jul 05, 2013 01:02 PM
Spoiler alert: I'm not sure if there are any details in this blog entry that will spoil the novel for you, so if you're reading or plan to read Fifty Shades Darker, it might be a good idea to finish reading the novel before reading this blog entry.
I honestly don't know if I liked this novel as much as I liked Fifty Shades of Grey. Maybe the novelty and hype is starting to wear off. I got wrapped up in the story in the first novel, and my heart broke when Ana left Christian at the end. But the complicated relationship Christian and Ana seem to have really should be simpler, and aspects of the story are becoming annoying.
First, men seem to fall in love with Ana wherever she goes - her friend, Jose, and her boss, Jack - men just swoon over her, but she's not described as being a knockout (like Elena - "Mrs. Robinson," as Ana calls her - or Ana's friend, Kate). What makes Ana so appealing? Just the fact that she chooses to be with Christian? Because that seems to make other men wonder, What's he got that I haven't got? Ana just doesn't seem especially charismatic. The answer to the question of what Christian has that other men don't have is, um, everything. Christian literally has everything - he's successful and ludicrously wealthy, he has multiple and huge homes throughout the world, he's ridiculously charming and incredibly attractive (which makes me wonder again why a guy like him has chosen a normal, nothing-special girl like Ana), and he has planes and boats and cars galore - Christian truly is a master of the universe. And Ana is shockingly naive about so many things. It's not just that she has no idea what sex toys are. What bothers me is that she is so unaware of the obvious things around her. Jose is obviously into her. He took pictures of her and displayed them at his photography show in a gallery, for Christ's sake! But she's oblivious. Even Christian sees it, but she brushes it off when he points out the truth. Also, I know it's fiction, but does Ana need to be able to cum at the drop of a hat and on command when Christian wills it to happen? That's not even remotely realistic for most women. All Christian has to do is look at her in a certain way or wear a certain pair of pants, and she's a puddle of juices on the floor at his feet. Are we sure Ana's in her early 20s and not going through menopause? She feels her blood boiling almost constantly, so maybe she's just having hot flashes. And she's always seemingly on the brink of an orgasm as soon as she feels the slightest bit of arousal. What's that condition called? Persistent Sexual (Genital) Arousal Syndrome (also called Restless Genital Syndrome) - PSAS or PGAS or RGS. It's a rare condition that can cause women to reach orgasm about every 30 seconds throughout the day. I think Ana has that because it's not that easy for normal women!
OK, that was slightly off-topic at the end there. src='
Anyway, the second thing that's annoying me about this trilogy is that Christian asks Ana to marry him after they've been together for about three months. They haven't really even started living together because Ana keeps thinking about how long it has been since she stayed in her own apartment - the one she shares with Kate. If Christian asked Ana to move in with him at about five weeks into their relationship and it's now three months that they've been together, why does Ana even still have that apartment? By the beginning of the third novel, Fifty Shades Freed, Ana and Christian are already married. Everything is just so sudden. Most people would think it's crazy to marry someone after knowing them for three months. Mr._C. made me wait three years.
Another thing I have to say is that Jack is insanely obsessed with Ana. He should be locked up. He very nearly has the chance to rape her at work (until Ana fights him off) and is no longer Ana's boss, but the ending of Fifty Shades Darker suggests that Jack was the one who sabotaged Christian's helicopter, Charlie Tango. Christian and Ros could have crashed and died - does Jack believe that Ana will love him if Christian is dead? The ending of the second novel is both very joyous - because of Ana and Christian's engagement - and very ominous - because it seems as if Jack isn't finished yet. Jack isn't even close to being half the man Christian is, so I don't understand why he thinks he even has a chance with Ana, especially when Ana has never shown any romantic interest in Jack. This brings me back to my point about men falling in love with Ana everywhere she goes. I just don't get it. And on a similar note, Elena finally truly crossed the line. She basically corners Ana and verbally attacks her at the party where Christian and Ana announce their engagement. Yes, she's Christian's good friend - they did have a BDSM relationship when Christian was young. And she's his business partner now. And she's a family friend (because Christian's family doesn't know about their affair). But where does she get off? Elena tells Ana that she's not right for Christian and that she'll never be everything Christian needs. Ana worries about this very thing herself because she can't be the submissive she believes Christian still wants (which reminds me of another thing that annoys me about these novels). However, literally everyone else acknowledges that they've seen a positive change in Christian in the time he's been with Ana, so I guess the one person who knows what Christian needs is - oh, that's right - Christian! Elena needs to leave them alone. I was fine with Elena being Christian's friend, and I thought Ana was overreacting by not wanting Christian to see her - especially since she wanted to be able to see her friend, Jose, and became annoyed when Christian overreacted - but Elena has officially crossed the line this time.
Finally, I'm getting tired of both Christian and Ana needing reassurance from each other about their relationship on a daily basis. I don't know how many times Ana has told Christian that she won't leave again - and she's proven it on more than one occasion. He's so insecure about their relationship, even though Christian really has no reason to be insecure about anything. And Christian has told Ana I don't know how many times that she's everything he wants and more. Ana's convinced that because she doesn't want Christian to cane her she can't fulfill his needs. She believes that she's nothing to him if she can't be his submissive, but he has reassured her over and over again - he's told her seemingly every time he looks at her that she's beautiful, that he wants her any way he can have her, and he hasn't pressured her into revisiting the "Red Room of Pain" - that he doesn't need a submissive now that he has fallen in love with her. Yet they both still have doubts. Maybe you shouldn't be getting married then!
Like I said, I didn't like this novel as much as I liked the first one. I still enjoyed reading it because I like the sex scenes mostly. src=' I'm looking forward to reading Fifty Shades Freed and finishing the trilogy so that I can move on to something else. The novels could all be much shorter than 500-600 pages. E. L. James is very repetitive in her writing, and I can tell you that I found at least half a dozen grammatical and syntax errors and missing words and the like in Fifty Shades Darker in one day of reading it, so she's not a wordsmith. I wondered out loud to Mr._C. if the novel was even edited before it was published. But I honestly do want to finish reading the entire trilogy. It would feel wrong not to.
Posted by Miss_C. , Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:40 PM
Posted by Miss_C. , Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:01 AM
Mr._C.'s Fleshlight was just dripping the night I came home. He was asleep, and it was almost midnight, but our toy drawer was ajar as was the drawer where he keeps porn. He had obviously used it recently, but he hadn't cleaned it afterward, so I took it down to the bathroom and cleaned it for him. You shouldn't leave a Fleshlight sitting around with moisture inside it, so I cleaned it and let the sleeve air dry before putting it away. But it sort of turned me on to know that he used it while I was away because that's exactly why I bought it for him.
I didn't get home early enough on Sunday night to have sex with him, but I felt like he was eager to see me because he kept asking where I was every time I called or texted him that afternoon and evening. I think now that he wanted to have sex and was trying to wait for me to get home.
So on Monday night I suggested we have sex and got a fantastic fucking. He sucked my nipples and held my arms down and away so I couldn't stop him, and I squirmed under the intense sensation, but that wasn't as intense as after we stripped down (him to just his t-shirt at first) and he went to town on my clit with his tongue. I was moaning loudly, and it felt amazing. Then, he spread my legs apart, and I reached down and took his cock in my hand, rubbing his head up and down against my clit. After a few long seconds, he finally stuffed me full and fucked my pussy deep and hard. He really gave me a good pounding, and I didn't hold back my cries of pleasure. I was moaning, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah," with every stroke like a chant while he nailed me with fast thrusts.
When he felt like he was close but didn't want to cum yet, he pulled out of me and licked me some more, and I felt like maybe I was getting close to cumming, but he stopped and slid his dick back inside me. Then, he put my legs together and flipped them to one side, entering me from a modified from-behind position with him kneeling on the bed and fucked my pussy while he pinched one nipple. I reached behind me and massaged his balls until he said, "If you don't stop, I'm going to nut in you."
We switched positions back into missionary, and I rubbed his cock head against my clit again. As he got close again, we tried anal, but I needed lube, so he went into our toy drawer and grabbed the Liquid Silk hybrid lube we recently bought at a local sex shop. He motioned for me to assume the position, so I got up onto my hands and knees with my ass in the air at the edge of the bed while he stood ready to finish the job. I put my right hand between my legs, and he pumped some lube onto my fingers before doing the same himself. I rubbed the lube around my ass and on my pussy before he slipped his cock back into my wet hole. I rubbed my clit with my lubed fingers while he fucked my pussy and fingered my ass at the same time. I told him I was going to cum on his cock and kept repeating, "I'm going to cum," until I did. Hard. With his cock inside my pussy.
He was ready to cum, so he pressed his cock against my ass and gently applied consistent pressure as it slowly sank into me. He fucked my ass until he came. We were both exhausted. We laid on the bed together for a long time, only half-watching the TV show we had nearly fucked completely through. He started to fall asleep, and we eventually got up so he could get under the covers. He fell asleep quickly. I stayed up to fold some laundry and clean off our DVR, but I was in bed before midnight myself.
SexForums Exclusive Reviews.
Adam & Eve X-10 Anal Beads. Sex toy jar of horrors!
Double Penetrator Cockring. Featured in my VIP thread! Sex toy jar of horrors!
So Real 6" Realistic Dildo. Featured in my VIP thread! Sex toy jar of horrors!
Moist Free Personal Lubricant and Playtex Fresh + Sexy Before & After Intimate Wipes. Featured in my VIP thread!
Glo Vibrating Pop Plug. Sex toy jar of horrors!
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Anal Fantasy Collection Elite Vibro Balls.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Pure Aluminium Medium Pink Vibrator.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Glow-in-the-Dark Clone-A-Willy Vibrating Dildo Kit.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Hydra Plant Cellulose Personal Lubricant.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Silicone Handmaiden G-Spot Seeker.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Sqweel.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Slick Sensations Desensitizing Anal Lube.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Little Cocky.
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Kink Academy.
My Blog Links
- Miss_C. on Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Glow-in-the-Dark Clone-A-Willy Vibrating Dildo Kit.
- gonewild on Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Glow-in-the-Dark Clone-A-Willy Vibrating Dildo Kit.
- Miss_C. on Welcome, new members!
- Sinnocent on Welcome, new members!
- Miss_C. on Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Metal Worx Magnetic Nipple Clamps.
- gonewild on Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Metal Worx Magnetic Nipple Clamps.
- Miss_C. on Welcome, new members!
- Miss_C. on Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Metal Worx Magnetic Nipple Clamps.
- ayeright on Welcome, new members!
- susieQute on Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers: Metal Worx Magnetic Nipple Clamps.
- ABS plastic
- Adam & Eve
- Adam & Eve Crystal Bang Bang Cock Ring
- Adam & Eve X-10 Anal Beads
- Aletta Ocean
- anal beads
- anal penetration
- anal sex
- anal sex lubes
- anal sex toys
- Anastasia Steele
- Ben Wa Balls
- birthday sex
- body paint
- bucket list
- bullet vibrator
- Christian Grey
- clit vibrators
- Clone-A-Willy Kit
- cock rings
- comfort sex
- Composing erotica 101.
- Crawling In The Dark
- Crazy Love
- Dark Chocolate Raspberry
- Days Inn
- dildo sex toys
- Doc Johnson
- Don Wands Pink Deluxe Rocket Glass Dildo
- double penetration
- Double Penetrator Cockring
- Duotone balls
- E. L. James
- Empire Labs
- erotic romance
- Extreme Restraints
- Fetish Fantasy Series Fantasy Web Bed Restraint System
- Fifty Shades Darker
- Fifty Shades Freed
- Fifty Shades of Grey
- first date
- Fourth of July
- Freshman badge
- glass and steel dildos
- Glo Vibrating Pop Plug
- Good samaritans.
- Hitachi Magic Wand
- Hold On
- hybrid lube
- Hydra Plant Cellulose Personal Lubricant
- Icicles No. 14
- Independence Day
- informational guide
- January 1
- Jesse Jane Playful
- Jon Stewart
- Kama Sutra
- Kink Academy
- kinky bondage toys
- LELO LUNA Beads Mini
- Lick It Vibrator
- Liquid Silk Personal Lubricant
- Little Cocky
- losing virginity
- Lover's Body Paint
- male masturbator
- manual stimulation
- Memorial Day
- menstrual cup
- Michael Buble
- Moist Free Personal Lubricant
- new members
- New Year's Eve
- New Year's resolutions
- New York City
- njoy Pure Wand
- Only Girl (In The World)
- oral sex
- ordered in April
- Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire
- phone sex
- Playtex Fresh + Sexy Before & After Intimate Wipes
- Playtime Boutique
- Playtime Closet
- Pleasure Bullet
- rabbit vibrators
- Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear
- Red Roof Inn
- sex toy
- Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers
- sex toys
- Sex toys 101.
- Silicone Handmaiden G-Spot Seeker
- Slick Sensations Desensitizing Anal Lube
- So Real 6" Realistic Dildo
- song lyrics
- Sqweel 2
- Stephen Colbert
- tongue vibrator
- Trinity Jane
- unique vibrators
- vaginal penetration
- vaginal sex
- vibrating anal toys
- vibrating sex toys
- water-based sex lubes
- Web site
- Wet Platinum
- xeste the mispeller loll
Search My Blog
Miss_C.'s Other Reviews.
Impressions: FSoG Book Trilogy.
Impressions: "Fifty Shades of Grey" by E. L. James (Part 2).
Impressions: "Fifty Shades of Grey" by E. L. James (Part 3).
Impressions: "Fifty Shades Darker" by E. L. James (Part 1).
Impressions: "Fifty Shades Darker" by E. L. James (Part 2).
Impressions: "Fifty Shades Freed" by E. L. James (Part 1).
Impressions: "Fifty Shades Freed" by E. L. James (Part 2).
Sex Toy Reviews for Experimental Fuckers.
Fetish Fantasy Series Fantasy Web Bed Restraint System.
Hydra Plant Cellulose Personal Lubricant. Poll! Featured in my VIP thread!
Sqweel. Featured in my VIP thread!
Metal Worx Magnetic Nipple Clamps.
Silicone Handmaiden G-Spot Seeker.
Slick Sensations Desensitizing Anal Lube.
Glow-in-the-Dark Clone-A-Willy Vibrating Dildo Kit.
Icicles No. 14. Featured in my VIP thread!
Dark Chocolate Raspberry Lover's Body Paint.
Pure Aluminium Medium Pink Vibrator.
Anal Fantasy Collection Elite Vibro Balls.
Happy Rabbit G-Spot and Realistic Rabbit Vibrators.
njoy Pure Wand. Featured in my VIP thread!
LELO LUNA Beads Mini.
Don Wands Pink Deluxe Rocket Glass Dildo. Featured in my VIP thread!
Liquid Silk Personal Lubricant. Poll! Featured in my VIP thread!
[COMING SOON]Bedded Bliss: A Couple's Guide to Lust Ever After.
[COMING SOON]LELO Insignia ORA.
[COMING SOON]LELO Insignia HULA Beads.
[COMING SOON]Tantus Meteorite.
[COMING SOON]Tantus Plunge Paddle.
[COMING SOON]Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Color Dildo.