A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in a
hangar at JFK New York. It's fogged in and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"
The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and it
will kinda give you a buzz."
So they do drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only
drinking buddies can.
The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he just knows his
head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't. He gets up and feels
good. In fact, he feels great! No hangover!
The phone rings. It's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how do you
"Great", he said! "Just great"! The buddy says, "Yeah, I feel great
too, and no hangover. That jet fuel stuff is great. We should do this
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing . . . "
"Did you fart yet?"
"No . . . "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."
Now a true story about jet fuel. In 1963-64 I was master at arms at a
big mess hall at NAS Key West. We had 50-60 mess cooks all the time.
A lot of the air types knew if they scratched there arms a bit and put jet
fuel on it it'd brake out in a rash and the corpsman would not let them
work around food. We knew what they were doing but how to stop it? One
day I got an idea and went to talk to the corpsman. I sent the next mess
cook with a rash to see him and he gave him the new cure. A large shot
of distilled water with a long needle in the arm. This dude came back with tears in his eyes but the rash went away. He'd rather work then get another shot. I guess he told the others because all the rashes cleared up
From then on no one had a rash until all of that bunch transferred out. With
the new bunch came rashes but one set of shots and they were gone again.
They may still be using distilled water to cure rashes for all I know.
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