Posted by MrSick , Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:44 AM
A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for
something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.
There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank.
A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible".
Joe smiled and said, "Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything. The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked. Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her. She cracked right up the middle".
Before he could finish the old lady fainted!
Posted by MrSick , Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:33 PM
Injaculation: Orgasms Without Ejaculation
“Injaculation” is a technique based on ejaculating internally instead of externally or through the penis. Injaculation is not about stopping orgasms, but rather stopping the flow of semen to the exterior during an orgasm. It is a technique used for thousands of years by those who practice Tantra or Taoism. It is one of the Chi Kung practices in which one learns to control breathing and the flow of energy through the body.
What’s the point of injaculation?
Health and Longevity
Among the foundations of Taoism are health, quality of life and longevity. According to its millenary studies, internal energy management is fundamental for healthy living. When a man is capable of controlling ejaculation and managing energy, he achieves a more resistant body capable of tolerating external threats and of reaching an internal equilibrium that extends life considerably. Taoists assert that real age and physical age are not related, hence a man may seem 50 years old and actually be 70, and the reverse is also true. Physical wear out varies from one person to another, and lifestyle marks the difference.
Better and Longer Orgasms
The greatest problem of orgasms is that they only last for a few seconds, the average being seven seconds. What if we could have orgasms that lasted minutes or even hours? This is called the state of “ecstasy” and it is obtained by the combination of “injaculation” and conscious breathing techniques. Those who practice it report experiencing a condition of connection with divinity.
A Contraceptive Method
It is a technique practiced by ancient Taoist civilizations as a contraceptive method. Nowadays, it is not recommended due to its short-term efficiency and because it does not protect against venereal diseases such as AIDS.
It is also used in the treatment of premature ejaculation. Since the semen discharge sensors are located in the upper part of the penis, the brain does not detect them (even in the presence of an orgasm) and does not disable the sexual energy that makes men lose the erection and arousal after ejaculation. This allows the premature ejaculator to continue having sex even after having injaculated.
Is it safe to injaculate?
There is wide discrepancy in the medical world about the safety of this practice, since there are specialists who say that it can cause kidney infections or stress of the seminal ducts due to the flow being stopped sharply. There have not been studies, positive nor negative, that have been strong enough to take a position on the topic. We’ll leave it to your discretion. Besides, if you feel negative effects by practicing this technique, just stop it; it simply may not be for you.
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