& quietly opens d door to her bedroom!
From under d blanket.. she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat.. & starts hitting d blanket as hard as shecan!
Once she's done, she goes to d kitchen to have a drink!
As she enters, she sees her Husband there, reading a magazine!
"Hi darling", he says!
"Ur parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. HopeU've said HELLO to them.
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush