Heres a sexy little story about me taking my ex wife fishing. She was a cute little blonde, she was 12 years older than me but you wouldn't know it. She always dressed in mini skirts, short shorts, tight tops, that sort of stuff. I don't think I ever saw her wear panties or a bra. Well we got up in the morning to head to the lake. As I was hooking up the boat, I felt a squish between my toes. I had just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit! Not a good start. I had cleaned it off with a rag and went in to wash my feet. Of course she was laughing hysterically. I laughed too, then went in and washed up. So now we are on our way. We stopped at the gas station to fill up. I'm out there in shorts and a tee with a ball cap on, pumping gas. She gets out with bright white sneakers, short pink shorts, and a spaghetti strap tee. Oh and she had a ball cap with a pony tail pulled out the back. This is like 5:30 in the morning. We got a few looks and a few more chuckles. When we got to the lake, we launched the boat. She was sitting in the front like a puppy perched on the front porch. Stiff backed, staring out into the distance. I was almost peeing my pants. We were catching fish left and right. She would get a fish on and you'd think she hooked a state record. It was hilarious. It was super muggy and very humid. I looked up and the sky had a green hue. I said,"We gotta get off the lake! Its gonna storm like crazy!" She didn't want to go but I pulled up anchor and was heading in. We had to stop about every 30 feet and pull the weeds off the motor prop. We finally got to the launch and unloaded the boat. I had just finished and BOOM! The rain was catastrophic! It was coming down so hard it almost hurt. We jumped in the car and cracked the windows to let some of the heat out. It rained like hell for hours, so I said "we might as well just spend the night here, nobodies gonna be using the launch anyways." It was so hot we stripped naked. We were playing around to pass time, also because we were both butt naked and turned on. I had her in the front seat with one leg propped up. I had her in the drivers seat riding me like a carousel. I bent her over the seat and licked all her holes clean. We tried about every position that we could think of. I must have came three or four times that night. We ended up in the back seat. She was laying beside me, I had my back towards the front seat with my ass sticking out. Sometime early in the morning I woke up to a hummimg noise. It was like a faint buzzing. We weren't sleeping well to begin with. So I reached up and turned on the dome light. There must have been ten thousand mosquitoes buzzing around. We were both slapping the shit out of them. We got out of the car and in the pouring rain, jumped in the lake. The cool water offered us some relief. We leaned against the dock, still submerged in the water and watched the occasional lightning strike and the rain that peppered the lake with droplets. In the early morning we got dressed and hooked the boat up and left. When we got home we both had probably at least 500 bites apiece. It was quite an adventure.