Now that we're better acquainted, is it just a hop into the sheets or do you need more? Yeah, me too. I'm not near as much of a slut as I pretend to be. Slut. There's a word that I think gets a gender pushed on it more than it probably should. Hell, I'm pretty sure I know more male sluts than female ones. Oh but I guess we're s'posed to call them "studs" or some shit like that. Whatever.
So here's what I do. I'm an art fag. I say that in a positive way. I don't use the term disparagingly and while I'm strictly heterosexual, my homosexual friends would be the first to agree with this assessment of myself. I'm working on a comic right now that is best described as a cross between Roger Rabbit, Fritz the Cat and Hellboy. And I compose music. Awful music. And by awful, I mean if I heard it on the radio, I wouldn't be able to change the channel fast enough. See, I write my music usually just after I've been dumped or I dump somebody and my emotions are all like waaaaahhhhh and boo-hooey. So its you know... Syrupy drivel. I mean, musically it's alright. I could probably sell these songs to somebody and they'd make millions off of them, but goddamnit I hate that kind of music. Unless I wrote it. ;)
And that's all you get for now. Ask me anything if you wanna. Or don't. It's late. I should be asleep. And with that, I throw up BOTH of my middle fingers at you, insomnia.