A long time ago there was this planet where the dominant species had evolved to the point where they could hunt and pick their noses at the same time. These guys were called neanderthals or just talls for short since they didn't care anyway. These guys were in charge on this planet when some new guys came along. These new guys could not only hunt and pick their noses at the same time but they had evolved the ability to lie. Now this gave them a decided advantage over the talls because the talls believed everything they said. The modern men decided to have some fun and they started telling the talls all kinds of stuff. Like there was this place where the fish came on sticks and all you had to do was build a fire and the fish would jump out of the water and plant the stick and cook themselves right there. Now the talls thought this was pretty neet. The new guys told them they should move there and take it easy, you know? The talls said hey it sounds cool but it would mean packing and moving and stuff and the fish here are pretty easy, so they didn't go. Well, now the new guys figured they'd have some more fun and the told the talls, hey the game in this place we were telling you about is so plentiful and so tame that they skin themselves, make designer clothes out of themselves and then cook and serve themselves to the guys who live there. The talls were impressed and they asked what this place was called. Well, the new guys kind of hemmed and hawed around and picked their noses and said they thought it was called Jersey. The talls said it sounded cool but still not cool enough to do all that work stuff like moving. Then the new guys they tell the talls about this place where you can go in broke and get rich and never have to work anymore. The talls left for Atlantic City the next morning and the ones that are left can still be seen there. Now, there was this guy named Lewtion he was one of the new guys and he had actually invented lying, or at least that is what he said, he was hanging out in a place that all kinds of migrating animals came through and was wearing his best hunting clothes. He heard a low rumbling noise and then a space ship from another galaxy dropped out of the sky and plopped right down in front of him. He was impressed. This door thing opened and the most beautiful creature he had ever seen walked out. Now, Lewtion looked at her and right away his mind went to work. He walked up to this beautiful creature and asked her where she was from. She said she was from a small planet way out on the outer arm of a galaxy a long way away. He probably would not have heard of it. They had just invented inter-dimensional drive only a millennia ago and were new to the area. Now, Lewtion he thought this could be fun so he told this beautiful creature that this place had invented that so long ago they had forgotten why. He told her the most fantastic stories you can ever imagine and told her he could make her a star. Now this creature was named Eve and her planet was so far advanced that they had the meaning of life posted on the backs of all their great books so no-one would forget. However, they had never invented lying. Sooo, she believed Lewtion and went away with him, when she asked his name he said it was Adam and he was the emperor of the galaxy. Soo, now you know the story of the corruption of one of the greatest civilizations in the universe and this is why that men and women to this day are sooo, different. Because you see men are from Mars and women don't have a penis. You know?