Posted by StuckinDreams , Sat Jan 12, 2013 08:06 PM
I was very lucky in college to have a roommate I could become friends with. When I started college, I was extremely naive, and she really helped me relax without pushing me to do something I didn't want to. We eventually became very comfortable around each other and had no problem walking around the apartment half naked on really hot days. We also adopted a cat who would cry at the bathroom door if we closed it, so it became a habit to shower with the door open. All this to say, we weren't at all embarrassed if the other saw our naked body.
Her boyfriend was over one day, and she mentioned that he was going to help her wax her vagina. I'm thinking it's already going to be a disaster but wished her luck anyway. So I was in my room with the door open while she and her boyfriend were in her room with the door closed. I could hear them talking and it sounded like there was a problem (surprise surprise!). Sure enough, the door opened, and I heard her calling to me, "Sara! You can help, can't you?" I went into her room and assessed the situation. My roommate was lying back on her bed, propped up on her elbows looking frustrated. She was wearing a tshirt but was, of course, completely bare below that. Her boyfriend was holding the jar of wax and looked completely overwhelmed.
Now, I'd only ever waxed my legs before so I was pretty sure I'd have a lot of trouble doing this. At the same time, this was a pretty unique situation so there was no way in hell I'd pass it up.
"Yeah, I'll help out," I told her, simultaneously taking the wax from her boyfriend and shoving him out of the way. My roommate seemed to relax a little as if I'd make it easier on her. Oh, how wrong she was...
Her boyfriend had been using way too much wax and there was still a good amount on her bush, so I started by sticking the strips to that, stretching the skin around them, and quickly pulling them off. My roommate did pretty good through all of that, though she did squirm and wince the whole time. Every now and then I'd hear her boyfriend mutter, "I can't believe you're doing this." I think he was mostly surprised that I didn't mind being so close to my roommate's vagina.
When I got to the labia, I knew there was going to be trouble. My roommate's skin was getting really red and sensitive, and she'd started unconsciously closing her legs when I was about to pull a strip off. I told her boyfriend to hold her legs open while I did just a small strip. I ripped it off, and she howled in pain. I couldn't help it and laughed. I told her I'd stop if she wanted, but she said she wanted to get it over with. So I went to work while her boyfriend struggled to keep her legs open.
The situation just seemed so ridiculous to me that I had a hard time not laughing. My roommate went from cussing to yelling at me to wait or not pull so hard to begging for me to stop. When she started begging, I realized the situation would sound horrible from outside, with my roommate howling in pain and pleading with us to stop. That was about all I could take before I started laughing hysterically, so I told my roommate that she was bare enough and reminded her that she was the one who told me to keep going.
Before I left her so she could clean up, I heard her boyfriend say, "Somehow, I thought that'd be a lot sexier." Ha!
My roommate woke up the next day with a very achy groin and suggested that she should be allowed to wax my vagina. I knew she only wanted to get back at me so immediately told her, "Hell, no!"
So there you have it men. If the thought ever crossed your mind that helping your girl wax her vagina would make for some good sexy times, STOP! Think of this as a cautionary tale and don't do it!! Buy her a session with a professional instead.
Ladies, anyone else have any funny stories about trying to tame the bush?
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