5. "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!" That's like an epic fail threesome going on, right?
4: "Control, control! You must learn control!" Like how many of us guys have heard that shit before? C'mon, don't lie. You know you have.
3: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?" Fucking Yoda was telling the truth here. He knew...he knew. He was like speaking for most all of us dudes. Well, at least for me anyway. I love you, Yoda!
2: "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Lay off, Leia! I'm a fucking grower not a shower. You heard what Yoda said in the above mentioned joke.
1. "I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master." Like who hasn't heard that shit on a tripped out Saturday night? Like the last time I heard that I woke up with no pants, a sore asshole, and a $5 bill stuck on my forehead...$5?? For fucking reals?? Eh, beggars can't be choosers, right?
Thank you for reading...I'm here all the week. Peace!
I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.