Breakfast....shower...dress...grab the briefcase...I am off. "oh damn" I say as I look at my car. the window smashed....I open the door...stoop down...there is a note there. Just then...two bullets whiz by my head...missing by inches. Some gang banger drive bye...I see them shooting at another car speeding down the road. "holy jeez,THAT was close". I brush out some glass from the driver's seat, pick up the note, and read:
"Hey nice ducking!!! Keep that frigin' head safe and unperforated. I am going to want to use it next year... signed: me"
I just stare at the words....then smile..."I guess that experiment WILL go as planned today"...and drive off