First off, the woman I'd like would have to accept me for me. My fat and lazy but totally content self. Physically she'd be a my age or a bit older. She'd have long red hair, dark eyes, and a mid sized bust, soft curves, and not too skinny. A pretty smile. Gentle hands.
More importantly I'd like her to haves enough sexual experience to know what she wants and patience with me cuz I have no idea what I'm doing.