Men get laid, but Women get screwed.
When a guy goes to a hooker, hes not paying her for sex, hes paying her to leave.
When a man talks to dirty to a woman, is sexual harassment. when a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95 a min.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
If you use the electic vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Be naughty, and save santa the trip.