The Queen is watching tv when
Posted Mon Nov 28, 2011 07:47 AM
"What the devil are you doing?!" She screams.
"Getting your vagina penetrated!" he replies. "Whenever I offer to do it you just 'want a nice knight in'."
Posted Mon Nov 28, 2011 01:19 PM
My little Cougar, do you realise back in medieval times, jokes like that would of got me slung in The Tower of London and then beheaded!!! xxxxxxx
Posted Mon Nov 28, 2011 02:57 PM