A man takes his duck to the vet because it has not been eating
Posted Mon May 14, 2012 07:47 AM
The vet say's this is because its top bill has grown over the bottom and it can not pick food up, he then tell's the man to take the duck home and file the top bill slightly but not too much or the duck will drown when it drinks.
A week later the vet see's the man in town and asks how his duck is?
The man replies the duck is dead, to which the vet replies, you filed his bill to far didnt you?
The man then say's, I think he was dead before i took him out the vice.
Posted Sat Jun 23, 2012 06:41 AM
Yes, but the duck tasted nice for my roast dinner! Grrr xxxxx
Posted Sat Jun 23, 2012 09:38 PM
I've never had duck....mind sharing with me you naughty Cubby? Grrrrr xxxxx
Posted Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:28 PM
Posted Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:38 PM
I'd share anything with you my naughty little Cougar Grrrr xxxxxx
Posted Thu Jun 28, 2012 09:37 PM
Watch out Cubby...I just might take you up on this!!! Grrrrr xxxxx
Posted Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:42 AM
Oh please do!!!! Grrr xxxxxx