What do you call it.? Nicknames, pet names or slang for those sexy bits!
Posted Tue Oct 23, 2012 05:02 PM
So lets play..
It might be a name you have given it, a name for a partners, friends or another members sexy part!
I will start
Cummer (Thank you Whisperlick)
Posted Tue Oct 23, 2012 05:18 PM
And he calls my asshole my "pussy!"
And he never passes up an opportunity to get his horsecock up my pussy! (Four orgasms in me in two and a half hours a couple of weeks ago! )
Posted Wed Oct 24, 2012 08:39 AM
And how i would love to tickle YOUR tonsils with MY Tickler!
So.......how are the "Girls!"
Posted Thu Oct 25, 2012 01:33 AM
Told one sf friend...."UPS said your package was oversized, so I paid the extra charge for delivery."''
Posted Fri Oct 26, 2012 07:57 PM
The Trouser Snake is very common worldwide, and as its name suggests resides primarily inside trousers, the majority prefer a further home somewhat like a harness within the trousers, usually quite unimaginative affairs made from dull colours and materials.
There is increasing evidence that more and more Trouser Snakes prefer this harness to be something silky, colourful but interestingly not really suited to its size. Just how many Trouser Snakes enjoy this type of habitat is unknown, but one suspects that it is many more than previously reported.
The size and shape of Trouser Snakes is very difficult to ascertain, on reaching maturity their length can vary wildly, and many claim to seeing or owning Trouser Snakes of quite unbelievable sizes, most sightings are grossly over estimated in this regard. One fact is undeniable though, it can for short periods of time easily quadruple its length becoming more rigid in its appearance, usually as a result of various means of stimulation, and usually as a result of sexual activity. A further note on size is worth mentioning. The Black Trouser Snake is widely accepted as being larger than its paler cousins, and is highly sought after by some.
Adult Trouser snakes will seek out temporary homes and will go to extraordinary lengths to find one. In this regard they prefer moist damp tunnel like homes, and it is known that they prefer an entrance that is tight and at times difficult to get into, some are quite Anal in finding the perfect temporary home, seeming to choose one that , at first glance is much too small for it to slide into. They spend much time and effort in finding these sanctuaries but interestingly once there they cant seem to make their mind up,backing in and out repeatedly, sometimes (But rarely) for hours on end! The tunnel entrance usually has some foliage,but more and more Trouser Snakes seem to be seeking out temporary homes completely bereft of any vegetation. They also seem to enjoy the wider, but not so deep refuge of a home guarded by teeth, obviously enjoying the thick fleshy membrane that resides within.
Some Trouser Snakes will at some point shed some its skin,becoming smoother in its appearance, particularly near its head.
For the most part these Snakes are pretty harmless, with no reported case of one ever biting anyone. However, in its highly aroused state it can and will spit a thick creamy substance, sometimes great distances but usually this occurs deep within one of its temporary homes. More and more movies made of this occurrence seems to suggest otherwise however, with the snake in these instances seeming to spit onto the toothed entrance mentioned earlier.
This spitting activity can in some cases cause severe abdominal swelling, usually lasting for many months, this can be prevented by ensuring the Snake is completely encased in a rubber membrane. There is also medication available that prevents this particular safeguard.
So, thats the Trouser Snake, in general a rather harmless little creature. Of course there are always rogue specimens and they should be avoided at all cost, thankfully they are in the minority. If you see one, don’t be scared, give it a little rub, you will have a friend for life.
This post has been edited by Kylie Cummings: Fri Oct 26, 2012 08:01 PM
Posted Sat Oct 27, 2012 02:51 AM
Warning..be careful calling it a Sausage when standing next to your Maid who is cooking on the hot BBQ.
Posted Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:00 PM
As in wrap that rascal!
As a kid, when we saw a guy with his pants unzipped...we would say..."Your cows are getting out!" ...... Now where did that come from????? LOL. LOL. LOL.