Woman or couple in London? Guaranteed offer!
Posted Tue Jun 04, 2013 02:32 PM
I want to make a guaranteed offer, if you like oral sex, and are in London on the 14th... and want to meet up with a guy who is not a total douchebag... I promise to make you come within 3 minutes, ... and if I dont, I will stay at it until I DO make you come.
If you want more than oral... I can, with great confidence make the same offer.
If by the time I leave on the 15th, I have not made you come in any way shape or form, you win a free pint.
Offer open from people 30-60, just regular, nice, average looking people interested in sex with same. I am 42, but could pass for 41 under certain circumstances.
So... if you are willing to take the challenge, shoot me a PM... what do you have to loose other than your virginity!
Posted Tue Jun 04, 2013 04:13 PM
The three minutes meant in the guarantee are three minutes after my mouth meets your genitalia.
This would of course not be until you have had a drink or two and convinced yourself that I am not a complete wanker.
To think that you would be coming 3 minutes after meeting me is simply not realistic. We could of course try... but in case of failure, there would not be a pint the next day, as we would probably be locked up somewhere?
Posted Tue Jun 04, 2013 07:46 PM
Posted Wed Jun 05, 2013 01:06 AM
A wise man once wrote, that ..."if you are looking for a lady to spend an enjoyable evening with, in London, on the 14th June 2013, you need to approach the task with an equal measure of enthusiasm and humor, or you may just end up having a couple of drinks alone in a crowded bar, then going back to your hotel room for a wank and then spend the rest of the evening watching some "cheers" reruns..."
There is, to bastardise an old saying "Nothing as overrated as a bad fuck, and nothing as underated as a good wank"... but 2 hours of "Cheers" reruns would do my head in.... !!!
Posted Wed Jun 05, 2013 01:11 AM
NOT that I am begging! That will only start if I dont get an answer by the 11th...
...which of course is very possible....
Maybe I should just hedge my bets right away.... Ladies, if you are between 20-30, please feel included in the offer. But then I want 5 minutes before the Guarantee kicks in....