There was this young boy walking down the sidewalk
Posted Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:51 AM
The Madam figured,why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of thegirls he liked.
He asked, "Doany of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course theMadam said no.
He said, "Iheard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love withAmber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the littleboy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go tothe first room on the right.
He headed down thehall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back,still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madamstopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with adisease, instead of one of the others?"
He said,"Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going outto a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After theyleave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me. She will then get the disease thatI just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed andhave sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, theMilkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease,and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
Posted Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:29 PM