Posted Sun Feb 02, 2014 07:30 PM
Finally, trooper Jon got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
Trooper Jon stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that’s what they are. I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer said, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found, circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper said, "Oh" and went back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stopped and said, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?"
"Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass."
Trooper Jon said, "Well, that’s a good thing," and went back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer said, "Hard to fool them flies though."
Posted Sun Feb 02, 2014 08:05 PM
Posted Mon Feb 03, 2014 02:22 PM
Glad y'all enjoyed it
Posted Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:35 AM