The Elderly Couple
Posted Sun Feb 02, 2014 08:04 PM
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.
"The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two words?"
Posted Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:46 PM
LMAO Dine & Bedhead
Posted Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:38 AM
Thanks, y'all -