Anyone else ever compile such a list of your own? Please share...
P.S. If any woman who finished reading this post just said "yes" 52 times, let's talk. lol
You could be the best girl ever if you...
1. Wear skimpy, sexy, or no underwear.
2. Initiate sex at least 50% of the time.
3. Would randomly surprise me in the shower.
4. Send me selfies of yourself in provocative poses wearing very little or nothing at all. (if you can send them to thechive, you can send even better ones to me)
5. Are not shy about waking me up to oral or climbing on top before I awake.
6. Are not afraid of or shy about the video camera.
7. Don't think it's demeaning if I grab or squeeze your ass, because you would do the same to me if you wanted.
8. Have no problem pointing out other girls cleavage, side boob, or inordinately revealing ass cheeks to me.
9. Don't mind when I grope your parts, and have no problem doing the same to me.
10. Are fine with me taking your clothes off without asking or saying a word, and you have no problem doing the same.
11. Don't mind (or rather enjoy) when you catch me staring at your chest, ass, or between your legs.
12. Tell me when you don't have underwear on.
13. Have no problem masturbating in front of me.
14. Begin masturbating on a whim in front of me in the car or on the couch just because you wanted to (or to get me going).
15. Noticed I walked in on you while masturbating, you might smile, but you wouldn't stop.
16. Walked in on me masturbating, you would probably take over.
17. Enjoy watching porn with or without me.
18. Understand the power of subtle seduction through sexy outfits, showing a little skin, or just how you sit, stand, arch, or lean.
19. Believe that the word "no" is not an option when it comes to sex between us (barring extenuating circumstances of course).
20. Offer to go down on me anytime you've seen I've had a stressful day at work.
21. Are not afraid to mix it up and swallow once in awhile.
22. Have no problem with facials as long as its your hands/mouth doing the work.
23. Like hit and run sex.
24. Understand that passing me in the kitchen wearing nothing but underwear means you may not ever make it to the fridge, but instead end up bent over the counter.
25. Spontaneously stroke my junk through my jeans, just because.
26. Believe me when I say your boobs are perfect even though other boobs are like eye magnets sometimes.
27. Never neglect tickling, kissing, and licking my balls when you're down there.
28. Are all for quick morning sex.
29. Don't mind sleeping naked.
30. Aren't shy about lounging around naked or just in underwear.
31. Take pride in how good you give head.
32. Don't have an issue with outside sex.
33. Wouldn't care if I discreetly snuck a hand down your pants in a dark movie theater.
34. Are game for sex anytime and anywhere.
35. Will flash me in public and love that I find it such a thrill.
36. Would not have a problem going to a strip club with me.
37. Would do a strip tease and/or lap dance for me.
38. Understand that between us, neither objectification nor being used to fulfill ones own desires is a bad thing because its mutual and there is underlying respect.
39. Have told me if I am ever horny and you're asleep to just wake you up (however I choose).
40. Understand sometimes it's ok to be selfish and just receive.
41. Have bent over naked in front of me just to give me a view.
42. Realize the sounds you make are a big part of what turns me on and gets me there.
43. Accept the fact that I often want to cum more than you and have no problem taking care of me with quick hand and blow jobs.
44. Don't mind doing all the work in bed sometimes.
45. Know you can go bald, short cut, or trimmed and it doesn't matter to me.
46. Wear a bikini in the summer.
47. Have a collection of toys (or just one favorite).
48. Have a bit of an exhibitionist streak.
49. Would meet me at lunch in the middle of the day if I really needed it.
50. Beam with content when I cum because you genuinely enjoy watching/making me orgasm.
51. Understand that sometimes doing things very slow is just as exciting.
52. Are height and weight proportionate, not hung up on minor flaws, and rock what you've got confidently.
This post has been edited by thepoison: Wed Apr 02, 2014 06:17 PM