Well this happened about three months ago. I hadnít seen my girlfriend in a good 2 weeks due to conflicting schedules so when I finally did see her I ended up spending the weekend. Well the first night I was there we went out for Mexican food and being my typical self I got the Ranchero Tacoís.. which now in retrospect I guess was a pretty stupid mistake. After we get back to her place I feel a little something coming on.. a storm on the horizon. So I tell her I have to use the bathroom. You um.. ever watch wrestling and see the guy flex his muscles and like all the veins are coming out of his neck and what not? Thatís what I looked like on the toilet. I probably even included the grunts and such. It was that kind of shit. The kind when you get off the toilet your pants fit better and you can probably jump higher and dunk a basketball. Well we decide to go to bed early.. and yeah.. sheís in the mood. I on the other hand just got done passing half my body weight in the toilet and you could probably back a caddy in my asshole. So the night ended with quite possibly the most uncomfortable sex of my entire life. It was like someone was fucking me in the asshole the whole time. After that night I made a pack with myself never again to have sex if Iím going to drop a deuce in the toilet before hand. So yeah.. thatís about enough of remembering that story.
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