Masturbation doesn't cause blindness ... have you seen my glasses?
Posted Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:28 PM
Two women went out one evening the got way too drunk and decided it would be better to walk home. The both had to pee and ran into a cemetery. They hand nothing to wipe with, one woman pulled off her panties and used them the other grabbed a sash off a wreath to use. The next day the husbands were talking about theirs wives night out. One says we going to have to stop this my wife came back with no panties. The other said that's nothing mine had a card in the crack of her ass that said we will all miss you the guys at fire house 6.