Bad pick up lines
Posted Tue May 17, 2016 06:21 PM
Do you live on a chicken farm? ’Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You’re just like my little toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
Are you a termite? ’Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for just one night.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
Do you come here often or do you wait ‘til you get home?
We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.
You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
Do you like whales? ’Cause we can hump back at my place.
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
No need to change. Just get naked.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Those are nice jeans. Do you think I could get in them?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!
Let's play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceberg!” you do down.
If I’m a pain in your ass, we can just add more lubricant.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under.
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Posted Tue May 17, 2016 08:03 PM
I hate pick-up lines, but I think this one needs to burn in hell!
Posted Tue May 17, 2016 10:51 PM
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
This post has been edited by VanillaChocolate: Tue May 17, 2016 10:52 PM
Posted Wed May 18, 2016 06:33 AM
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Posted Wed May 18, 2016 09:26 AM
Are you Jamaican? Cus ja makin' me crazy
Your feet must hurt, because you've been running through my mind all day/
Great legs. What time do they open?
Somebody call Heaven. I think an angel is missing
This post has been edited by VanillaChocolate: Wed May 18, 2016 09:27 AM
Posted Wed May 18, 2016 01:55 PM
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Posted Wed May 18, 2016 03:23 PM
Posted Wed May 18, 2016 06:05 PM
They may on more naive people who have never heard them.
But otherwise, they probably were popular when they were 1st said, and considered smooth. But nowadays, most know they're lines, and thus corny.
It's like this with most stuff. Fashion, shows, etc. What was considered great or hot at the time becomes lame, or even gross. Like back in older days, women shaving their pubic hair was considered gross, and thus it led to women wearing merkins, made out of beaver pelts - where the nickname beaver, for vagina, came from. Nowadays, women are almost expected to shave there or it's gross. And it's extended to men. Many men are expected to not be hairy these days it seems.
Posted Fri May 20, 2016 11:28 PM
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Posted Thu May 26, 2016 07:50 AM
"Are you from Utah? You tall enough for me"
Posted Thu May 26, 2016 07:56 AM
"Hey baby, are you a chef? Because I really want you to suck my dick right now."
Posted Thu May 26, 2016 09:22 AM