Worst sex ever
Posted Sun Jan 18, 2009 08:52 PM
Now this guy had a hot body, was intelligent to talk to and had me in the palm of his hand and I couldn't wait to get him to the bedroom.
Clothes were thrown off and we got naked on the bed fairly quickly.
He asked what position was my favourite and I told him, he ignored me and threw my legs over his shoulders... I grabbed a condom and slipped it on him, he was ok with that but its something I insist upon. He went to enter me and looked down and spat on my pussy as he entered. Now I was pretty much dripping wet so i don't think Lube was needed, but I sort of said "What the Fuck!!! and showed him where the lube was if needed. (I have a box of sexual aides by the bed) He entered and came within a few pneumatic drill type thrusts and collapsed onto me. As he got off he pulled out without the condom on. I had to fish around inside to get it out and cum had leaked everywhere (So much for safe sex)
But the thing that made it the worst for me was the spitting, has anyone had that happen before? I always thought that you would use your hand to apply saliva if you were using it as lube, not hoik and spit from a distance.
So seeing as I think it was weird that he spat like that I thought I would ask the rest of the world...
Posted Sun Jan 18, 2009 09:14 PM
i'd much rather help a woman make her own lube
hopefully you didn't pick up anything from him......
Posted Sun Jan 18, 2009 09:47 PM
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:06 AM
Your guest seems to think only of himself, and needs to grow up!
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:53 AM
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 02:08 AM
I want to get tested as I am paranoid about catching something ( I am friends with the local free STD clinic Dr... STDs are rampant in this party/tourist town) I won't be seeing my Dr friend though, too embarrassed. I'll pay and see someone else.
I think its put me off one night stands for good.
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 02:13 AM
I use spit if needed... dry winters or hot summers with the fan on can dry things... usually spit on my hand or suck him wet.
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 02:17 AM
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 06:27 AM
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 09:12 AM
We have used spit before, mostly because of the fan like Kalli is saying. If it's needed I will just go down on cutie. There have been a few times while rimming her as she was in the doggie position that I let spit run from just above her butt hole down towards her pussy. It was a little bit of a turn on, I can't lie and there have been several times that she has started going down on me and let spit drip from her mouth onto the head of my dick so she could give me a hand job, that is HOT to watch. It is something I can understand being kinda gross if not asked for or if you haven't known the person and are not in that comfort zone with yet. I like using spit in our play time, but I could never just hawk spit towards her .
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 09:52 AM
You should have taken control and done the shaggin - then you can make it last longer.
Posted Mon Jan 19, 2009 09:51 PM
I have his email address.... should I send him a link to this thread:rotfl:
I won't I don't want to encourage him.... He would find it flattering that I cared enough to write about him.
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Posted Thu Jun 21, 2012 08:45 PM
Yeah, exactly. He isn't exactly a great catch from the account the OP gave, is he?
Posted Fri Jun 22, 2012 06:42 AM