I tried asking her out a few times, but wasn't having much luck.
Finally, I said to her, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you."
"No way" she said.
"I'll be really quick", I said. "I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
Heidi thought for a moment and said that she would have to discuss with her friend, Giselle.
So Heidi called Giselle and told her the story.
I could hear Giselle say, "Tell him you'll do it for it $500 but start bending over as he throws the money down, so you'll have the money even before he can get his pants off! Let me know how it goes."
So Heidi turned to me with a smile and said "I'll do it for $500."
I said "You've got a deal!"
For more than half an hour Giselle waited for a call from Heidi. Finally, after 45 minutes, Giselle couldn't wait any longer, so she called Heidi. "Heidi, did you get the money? Why haven't you called me back?"
Heidi, moaning and breathing hard, responded, "The bastard used coins!"
This post has been edited by SeanMc: Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:32 AM