Last weekend, the wife decided that I deserved treat, so she took me to a strip club.
As we walked in, the doorman says to me "Hey Sean! How are you tonight?"
My wife looked at me and asked if I'd been to this place before. "No, no" I said, "He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
After we were seated, a waitress cam up to and said "Nice to see you, Sean. A gin and tonic as usual?"
My wife's eyes widened and she said to me, "You must come here a lot!" "No, no" I said. "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walked up to our table. She threw her arms around my neck and said "Sean! A table dance as usual?"
The wife started fuming. She picked up her hand bag and stormed out of the club. I followed after her and saw her get into a cab, so I jumped into the passenger seat. She looked at me, seething with fury, and gave it to me with both barrels.
When she finished, the driver leaned over and said to me, "Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Sean!"
This post has been edited by SeanMc: Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:01 PM