This man's son wants to be a necrophiliac A small-town Wisconsin kid is making headlines this week after 9 year old Tommy Gallagher told his teacher that he wanted to be a ‘necrophiliac’ on career day. The student’s teacher sent him home and called Children’s Aid in to investigate.
"Sure, necrophilia is more of a hobby than a career, but I don't understand what the big stink is about." Explains Tommy’s father, Cory. "But if little Tommy can make a living porking corpses, then all the power to him. Shit, he ought to win one of them peace prizes if he made a career of that!"
While it may be surprising that the word necrophiliac is in the young boy's vocabulary, Cory thinks his son may have gotten that word from him. "We was in the grocery store last week, and the cashier, she had jugs the size of kiwi's. So I says to her, 'Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?’ to which she ignored and continued scanning my groceries through."
School officials don’t find it so amusing, however. Gallagher’s teacher, Mrs. Lasoda, claims that Tommy has a long history of sexual-innuendo’s in class.