Best and worst Pick up lines
Posted Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:19 AM
I'm just curious to see what everyone says and as to what peoples experiences have been.
Posted Sat Jul 18, 2009 05:20 PM
The worst : Rolling up & playing "the game" . "Come here often" or any other over used rehearsed "line"
Posted Sat Jul 18, 2009 06:08 PM
"Is there a mirror in your pants, cos I can see myself in them!". Oh dear god, she actually sighed at him and walked off, not even a fully verbal denial.
Good ones...theres no such thing. Be honest with yourself and them as they'll only see through you for the bit-part player your aspiring to be! Or maybe i'm just a just a crap conversationalist and can't carry lines off!
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 07:00 AM
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:42 AM
"My name is Beaucr. What's yours?"
If they are SF girls, they will respect the post count as a sure sign of sexual prowess! If they are not, they are clearly in need of further sexual education for which it is our duty as SF guys to offer! But seriously, you can never go wrong with being that one "real person", in the sea of "one liners".
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:03 PM
(I actually heard that one unloaded.....)
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:09 PM
Show me your cock...!!
Although I wouldn't use it... quite like that anyway..
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:10 PM
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 01:05 PM
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 01:09 PM
lol, that made me laugh. I know what you mean though.
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 01:25 PM
First of all, this presents numerous problems. If you lost your own phone number it shows that you're irresponsible as well as unable to retain information well. It also makes no sense, because if you take the lady's number, how then would she call you if she so desired? She can't pick up the phone and call herself, can she?
Stupid line. Just stick to "Hey, my name is _______."
Other honorable mentions for horrible lines:
- "Can I buy you a drink?"
- "Did it hurt?" (what?) "when you fell from Heaven?"
- "So, you come here often?"
- "What's your major?"
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 03:38 PM
+1 for "Whats your major?"
Totally heard that one before. Thank God I have never had to use it!
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 03:40 PM
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 06:58 PM
Posted Sun Jul 19, 2009 08:08 PM
Good news, the test results are negative!
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Posted Mon Jul 20, 2009 05:43 PM
But the worst one I have ever heard was: You know what would look good on you? Me.
Posted Mon Jul 20, 2009 05:48 PM