How To You Correctly Measure A Penis?
Posted Wed Aug 26, 2009 02:07 AM
Posted Wed Aug 26, 2009 09:14 AM
Posted Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:48 AM
LOL thats cheating Id have a 9 inch dick if I did that:02:
Posted Wed Aug 26, 2009 02:29 PM
Posted Wed Aug 26, 2009 05:59 PM
Posted Wed Aug 26, 2009 06:06 PM
you naughty girl:whip:
Posted Thu Aug 27, 2009 01:32 AM
Well in that case I want mine measured.
Posted Thu Aug 27, 2009 09:20 AM
An alley cat runs in through the back door.
The man bets the entire bar a round of drinks in exchange for his tab bragging: "My penis is longer than that cat's tail."
Everyone gets involved. They declare the man has an 8" penis, pretty good, but they say the cat's tail is 8 1/2".
As people start to order their drinks the drunk asks,"What method did you use to measure that tail?"
"From the tip of his tail to his asshole", they respond.
The sore loser replies, "Then I demand the same measuring method!".
Posted Thu Aug 27, 2009 09:45 AM
Ya...i didnt kno there was another way to measure it besides that way...lol if you measure from other angles to get bigger numbers...well thats just cheating