Most embarrasing sexual moment (that you can now laugh about) thread...
Of course if yer still really embarrassed about the instance in question, you sure as hell aren't gonna type it for us to read...so that's the relevancy of the *that you can now laugh about* comment.
Anywho...I shall start it off.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...(well, it feels like it) I was having sexual relations for probably he second or third time with this one particular girl...a condom was being used...which is the key subject here.
Now Condoms...are a pain in the ass...they are annoying...constrictive...and they don't always stay where they are placed...usually after some fierce fucking they can tend to come off.
There's the problem.
After a while of going at it...I had pulled out to renew a position...(remember, variety is key) when I noticed the condom had come off. I started casually looking around on the bed...nothin'...in the sheets, blankets...nowhere...on the floor...under the bed. Nope.
The searching, and concern spoiled the mood for me...so the evenings activities came to an end. The next morning I lookedfor it again. Didn't find the thing ...until that night.
During the course of foreplay, I was going down on this girl, and started to insert fingers...and what do I find...but the condom.
I never did tell her...dunno if she ever figured it out either.
VERY embarrassing at the time...kinda funny now...
No...she didn't get pregnant that night...nor were any STD's shared...so all was good...aside from the premature sessionending...
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