You never know someone till you have sex with them
Posted Mon Apr 05, 2010 07:55 PM
One day last week when Lisa, the girl im seeing, was out of the office on business, I took the afternoon off to go run some errands with the idea of meeting Lisa for dinner later. I went to the bank to take care of some business when I saw Kate, the head teller. Shes a friend of mine, a tall cute girl with long brown hair in her late 20's. Anyway we got to talking and she mentioned she was going next door for coffee and a bagel and I was welcome to join her if I wished. And I did.
Well Lisa called in the middle of our coffee break and asked what I was doing. I told her I was having coffee with Kate and she said "Well Im sorry to interrupt." Then she hung up.
I called Lisa back later and asked what her problem was. She knows I have a lot of female friends. She started going on about "the second im not there you are with someone else" and blah blah blah.
I got a little irritated and said I wasnt "with" anyone and I was just having coffee with a friend and it wasnt like Kate was sucking my dick or anything and to chill out. She hung up again. Then called back crying and apologized saying she had a "horrible day" and was hoping to meet me for a few for lunch. I told her she could have come to the coffee shop that also was close to where she was and I would have been more than happy to introduce her to Kate. Lisa has male friends and I never ever make a stink about her meeting them either alone or with me there. I do know she doesnt sleep around(not with males anyway).
Ok im over that. She took me out to eat that evening and spent the night with me. She was super clingy to me at work the next day and even asked Joanne, our boss, if we could ride together on our business errands so we could spend more time together. Joanne doesnt give a shit as long as our jobs are done. Lisa and I both work for a restaraunt chain. Shes manages the computer systems and functions as the HR rep and im a bean counter, for lack of a better word. We both have to visit our units and no reason why we cant do it together.
I was off today and took my older sister Pam to lunch and called Lisa invited her to join us since they havent met yet. Pam is the most mellow, laid back, live and let live person on this earth. "Just once id like to have lunch with you without someone else being there" she snapped on the phone. Pam may be in her early 50's but her hearing is perfect and since she was standing beside me she heard every word. She took the phone from me and calmly told Lisa "Honey im Pam, Garys older sister and id love to meet you. You must be a sweet girl if my brother is going out with you!" Lisa lost the attitude immediately, apologized again and the meeting with Pam went quite well and despite the bad first impression Lisa made Pam seemed to have liked her.
After lunch I asked Lisa if we could talk privately. She looked like a little girl who got sent to the principals office, standing there with her head hanging down. "Enough is enough." I said lowly. I left her standing there without saying another word. Then I called Pam to apologize. "Gary that young lady is nuts for you! Dont you dare be mean to her! Stop being so damn sensitive or you are going to die a lonely old man."
Lisa and my younger sister Cindy know each other. Cindy is the complete opposite of Pam. Almost 20 years in law enforcement and corrections have made her a very blunt and frequently vulgar woman. "Stop thinking with your dick bro" her first remark when I told her I was seeing Lisa. "At least shes not a psycho bitch like most of your women are." Thats as close to a compliment that Cindy will ever make lol. Funny Lisa never acts out around Cindy. That would be very very bad since little sis doesnt take shit from anyone. Not me. Not her boss. No one. My dad raised her that way.
Well its almost 9pm here and right on schedule Lisa texts me. Gonna be a long nite lol.
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Posted Thu Apr 08, 2010 03:07 PM
Little tip, don't reward bad behavior! If she is acting like a child don't respond to acknowledge it.
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Posted Thu May 06, 2010 08:15 PM
Dude, lol that chick is crazy. Its time to leave or end up on the 6 oclock news announcing your horrible injury or death caused by your ex
Posted Thu May 06, 2010 09:57 PM
My dad told me "You'll never be with someone less fucked-up than you are. Why would they waste time on a basket case?"
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Posted Wed May 26, 2010 01:39 AM
Maybe you need to have more sex with Lisa. I know if I were a bean-counter and I had the chance to meet a gf for a mid-day quickie, you wouldn't see me taking that time to instead chit-chat over coffee. Fucking between work hours is the best--a bit of pleasure amidst your otherwise mundane existence (and more erotic since you will tend to have to do it in a public place).
(Funny, I once said something like the topic title to a good friend of mine. He replied, "uh...so you're saying that for you to know me we have to have sex?" That put a very quick end to that theory.)