Best Pick Up Line / Chat-Up Line
Posted Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:55 AM
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I find that showing a sense of humor has always been a great asset to have, so here is what my boyz hand out at the local bar/pubs
DATING APPLICATION QUESTIONAIRE
1) What is your current relationship status ?
__ A) I am single and looking
__ I am married and shouldn't be out
__C) I am in a commited relationship and here with friends
__D) Depends on who's asking
2) What are you mostly looking for in a man ?
__A) He has to have money cause I am a Gold digging Bitch
__ He has to be cute & physically fit to be able to toss me around like a rag doll
__C) It really doesn't matter as long as he makes me happy, but no fat guys
3) What kind of relationship are you looking for ?
__A) A total commitment cause i am not getting any younger
__ One that has a possible future
__C) I am looking for someone to slap my ass and call him daddy
4) Have you ever had a one night stands ?
__A) Absolutely never cause I am a prude and a liar
__ Yes cause a girl has to get her rocks off
__C) No I have not but tonight it might be with you
5) What style of panties do you often wear ?
__A) I am a total thong and G-string kind of girl
__ Granny panties cause thats all that can hold my ass in
__C) I don't wear any and like the feeling of going comando
6) Are your breast real ?
__A) Yes they are, they are cute and perky
__ Yes they are real but sag like a St Bernards jowls without this awsome bra on
__C) Nope, they are as plastic as the card I charged them on
7) Does size matter ?
__A) Yes, I am a total size queen
__ No its the motion in the ocean
__C) Only someone with a tiny pecker would ask this question
8) What position do you prefer ?
__A) I love the top, makes me feel like I am in control
__ Missionary, I basically just lay there and sweat
__C) Any and all, did I tell you how flexable I am ?
9) How do you feel about oral sex ?
__A) Only if I am receiving cause I am a selfish bitch
__ I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
__C) Its all good and I want to mention I have no gag reflex
10) Is Anal sex off limits ?
__A) Yes, that hurts like hell and I swore i'd never do it again
__ No, I actually request it
__C) Only if you get me drunk enough and promise not to take pictures
NAME____________ CELL PHONE NUMBER __________
Some woman are put off by this but suprisingly enough many woman find this ammusung and this has been a great ice-breaker to get the woman talking to ya.