A Prayer for Wives
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 03:53 PM
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
And Patience to endure his moods...
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
Posted Wed May 19, 2010 11:34 AM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Posted Thu May 27, 2010 11:46 PM
"Forgive him " -hell yeah cause sometimes I just dont know whats wrong with men ...its like they dont think about what they been sayin or doing !!
Posted Mon Jun 21, 2010 08:43 AM
Posted Thu Feb 03, 2011 04:28 AM
Both are great!!!
This post has been edited by Golfer777: Thu Feb 03, 2011 04:28 AM