wierdest thing that has happened to u lately?
Posted Tue May 30, 2006 11:15 AM
not long ago as i was taking a dump i noticed that there was a whilstling sound coming out from my anus as the poo was leaving my bum!
Posted Tue May 30, 2006 11:20 AM
Posted Tue May 30, 2006 11:24 AM
Speaking of shower i fell asleep in one for 6 hours standing up!
Posted Tue May 30, 2006 01:45 PM
Posted Tue May 30, 2006 01:51 PM
hmmmm nothing wierd really happens to me unfortnately
Posted Wed May 31, 2006 07:03 PM
Posted Wed May 31, 2006 07:10 PM
Posted Wed May 31, 2006 09:58 PM
Does this twilight zone music play on a nightly basis or just special occasions?
hehe j/k you come to learn that Im a sarcastic basterd at times, but never anything personal!
I dont know if this fits in to the catagory much, but I once had a dream where this old lady (in her 40's) jumped on my back knocked me down and demanded that I take her now. One could only imagine she meant sexually anyway refusing to do so, she tightened her grip and refused to let me up until I agreed.
Fortunately in the my dream, her husband came running out of the house toward me with a screw driver in his hand.
Scared out of my ass, I musterd enough power to get her off my back so I could run like hell when the old man himself demanded with a bit of scarsity in his voice that I take her as well.
I awoke from the uneasy nightmare in a cold sweat wondering what the hell a night terror like that could mean.
The next night I found myself playing pool at club with familly (this is back to reality by the way) anyway while standing at the bar waiting for a drink, an older woman approached me.
From behind me she wrapped one arm around me very tightly stucking her tongue in my ear and her other hand down my shirt twisting my nipple.
Her words were "feels good doesnt it? I wish someone would do it to me"
to which I replied once I noticed my aunt was only a few feet away "lady you cant do that, my familly is here" I felt bad and hated do say such things but I was caught off guard by the moment.
Anyway having a bad feeling about the whole ordeal, I came to find out by the bartender that the estranged womans husband was also only a few feet away as well saying take her, please take with you so I wont have to put up with her!
Somebody analyize that if you can?