Im sayin this because the other night i got completely hammered on drink and when i woke up i was completely naked in a strange bed with a naked girl next to me in this messy room i was all sweaty the girls was someone i knew from school she had a fit body but wasnt realy pretty she had a 2 year old baby she told me that i was walking home when i met saw her and i couldnt keep my hands off her and i insisted on coming to her flat and when she put me on the sofa i snuck into her bed later
for starters her baby sitter said thats not true because she slept on the sofa i was covered in cuts and bruise
later my friends told me that she was the one who couldnt keep her hands off me she had her hands down my pants and everything nad dragged me back to hers
il never know how she shagged me i was wasted i can still only remember bits and pieces
lol its funny actualy iv practicly been date raped
anyone else got any funny stories
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Wheres the strangest place youv ever woken up
Posted Fri Jun 30, 2006 06:56 PM
my freshman year of college, i had broken up w/ my girlfriend of almost 2 years and was on the rebound. one of my good friends from home lived in the girls' dorm across the quad from my dorm. a few of us ended up at a fraternity party that night and got pretty drunk. well, her roommate had a thing for my roommate, and basically told me that i was sleeping in their room tonight. i was like, oh, ok, good place for me to sleep. this is the point where i don't remember anymore and is what i'm told by my friend that i apparently slept with. basically, we just fooled around and i woke up in my boxers on her floor w/o a clue of what happened. not a great story, but it is all i've got.
Posted Sat Jul 01, 2006 07:11 PM
outside a local tescos, man that was a good night altho being woken up by some complete strangers was rather embarassing!
Posted Sat Jul 01, 2006 07:27 PM
On the hood of a car in DC the morning after a Grateful Dead show, in 198???? 5 ?