Guy goes to see a doctor because of a pain in his groin.
Doctor: Describe your problem to me, please.
Guy: Well, first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is shag my wife. I carpool to work with the lady next door, and she gives me a hummer on the way in. At my 9 AM break, I always meet one of my co-workers in the copy room and we have a quickie. At lunch, my secretary and I always find some
secluded spot and do the horizontal mambo. On the way
home, my neighbor always gives me another servicing. After supper, I usually do my wife right on the kitchen table.
Doctor: Well, what seems to be the trouble?
Guy: It hurts when I masturbate.
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