She does it for shopping money. Lots of it He asked her what it would take
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 04:06 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 04:25 PM
I applaud her.
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 04:39 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 04:46 PM
*goes off to write up a price list for next husband*
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 04:49 PM
This post has been edited by tenyn: Mon Dec 06, 2010 04:51 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 04:52 PM
But I would never do something like this.
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 05:11 PM
Ten, you're a man hooker for J! she's been having you secretly fixing the patio etc for years
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 05:21 PM
"Pussy-whipped?" she inquired queriously.
And thus it was that I had to explain to the charmer the many and varied aspects of the meaning of the term right down to ontological implications and denotations. This caused considerable laughter south of the equator.....
On reflection, I should have linked her over to Tenyn. He IS the very definiens and definindum of pussy-whipped.....
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 06:08 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 06:18 PM
Do the laundry for you sweetie ...sure!! Go grocery shopping now ...absolutely!! Iron my own shirts ...of course!!!! Make dinner and do the dishes ... no question, what time do you want to eat?!!!!!!!
Thats all you want to do tonight is to cuddle and make out with me on the couch?!! OOOOOO you suck on my cock soooo good. You want me to go upstairs to fuck your brains out already ...its only
Dunno ....seems like a fair exchange for me. It has pulled my wagon for close to 40 years LOL.
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 06:40 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 07:46 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 08:08 PM
Too funny! Well my husband can't afford his either. But one of our games is that he teases me making me think that one day the fantasy could really happen (it's kinda both our fantasy actually). And then sometimes the fantasy itself actually involves cash, ha ha.
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 08:23 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 08:31 PM
Posted Mon Dec 06, 2010 08:45 PM
I follow you until you talk about expenses, Olive... wine, dinner or breakfast is fair enough; i mean, if you receive the guy at home of course he has to be nice and bring a bottle and appetizers... But after that, trying to balance expenses on hairstyle, creams and food with the pleasure received or the number of squirts makes it sound too much like business... If you happen to get 3 guys in a month that only bring cheap wine and leave before the breakfast, do you consider it a deficit, do you file them a lawsuit?
Sincerely, nothing puts me off more than my SO asking before sex "do you think you deserve it?". We're a goddamn couple, i love you, you're supposed to reciprocate at least you told me so yesterday, why should we try to market some deals about sex, damn! Let's just do it! Anyway, 99% of the time, she KNOWS i deserve it, and i'd even deserve more, from the business point of view!
Two days ago was our shop's Christmas party, and 2 of the 5 males were missing, and one of us left early. So i ended up chatting wiht 6 of the girls (including the one with the hots on me) and for at least 66.6% of the evening, all they did was complaining about how little their boyfriends or husbands helped with the chores, the kids and so on. It's like sport for them, i swear. Those must be the type to market their favors and bodies. I mean if it works in their couple and their husbands are really assholes and itsd the only way to set them straight, well fine. but i advise these guys should grow a brain and use it wisely; both to be less caveman-esque and to claim their rightful due.
The only way i ever gonna use some system like that is if i ever divorce... i'll find myself a sugar mommy, a rich cougar (doctor, lawyer or enginneer...) then i'm gonna housekeep and fuck her brains out whenever she needs and charge up for my living expenses and shopping needs. Payback time, ladies.