man law violators
Posted Thu Nov 23, 2006 08:04 PM
no man shall own a dog smaller than a football.
no man shall own a poodle.
no man when traveling shall have luggage larger than 1.8 cubic feet.
no man shall primp in mirrors or windows when out in public.
no man shall shave more than the facial area on his body.
Posted Thu Nov 23, 2006 08:06 PM
Posted Thu Nov 23, 2006 08:10 PM
Shit--the guys in my neighborhood, that's all they do.
Posted Thu Nov 23, 2006 08:56 PM
I'm guessing there are a lot guys on this site breaking this law!
Posted Thu Nov 23, 2006 09:35 PM
Posted Fri Nov 24, 2006 05:21 PM
chihuahuas were breed originally for food and food only. i wonder what they taste like? maybe that's why they look like rats on acid.
Posted Sat Nov 25, 2006 07:33 AM
grooming is good, but doing the gay thing when you are straight is a no-no.
think on this. you know the big tom selleck look back in the day that was popular among the ladies? and guys tried to look like him? it was also popular among the gays. ever see a gay man's calender? i have (yes, i've hung out with gays, not a big deal to me) and the gay men , on purpose, do try to manipulate popular culture to get men to look a cetain way, and this bleeds over into getting women to like it to.
did you see how this who metrosexual thing didn't take off until the gays made it popular on tv?
what REALLY turns people on? what they see on tv? what is really in your head?
Posted Sat Nov 25, 2006 07:36 AM
off my soap box now.
Posted Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:43 PM
off my soap box now.
I like my women soft and feminine...but that's just me....hehe:)
Posted Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:50 PM
Posted Sat Nov 25, 2006 01:37 PM
Posted Sat Nov 25, 2006 01:47 PM
I think I love you......hehe:)
Posted Mon Nov 27, 2006 09:59 AM
Conforming to recent trends in metrosexuality is no more off-putting in my view than conforming to some outmoded notion what looks straight, gay, or whatever. A lot of people like to tinker with gender. This 'pick one and stick with it' policy sounds as much fun as a trip to the dentist.
Maybe the 'bulldyke' look doesn't appeal to you. But if you've never been attracted to a tom-boyish girl, then I feel sorry for ya. I've known some HOT ones...
Posted Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:30 AM
No man shall wash their hands after peeing because the hand soap could smell like perfume, which is a no-no for straight guys.
Posted Tue Nov 28, 2006 09:39 AM
any man who owns a dofg smaller than a football shall have his dog taken from him and eaten.
Posted Wed Nov 29, 2006 01:30 PM
Posted Thu Nov 30, 2006 07:13 AM
anyman who wants to fuck his woman up the arse but will not allow her to use a strap-on on him shall have said woman hit him over the head with a frying pan.
any man who wants to have sex with 2 women but will not allow his woman to have sex with 2 men shall be kicked in the balls.